Two days and many miles (for me at least)

RedRick Esq.

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Next month Andy (AKA Roadcraft Rider) will be taking 8 friends on a 5 night 6 day tour of Scotland using some of my favourite roads and chance came for Andy and I to have a quck blast up and check out the route conditions and one of the Hotels we will be using that we have not used before. That was my excuse and I am sticking to it :D

This chance came as my mum had some spare room in her holiday home in Dunkeld for the night so free digs for the night. So routes loaded into the NAV 5 on saturday and ready to go but Owing to the unique way in which some Audi's are driven Andy had to pull out at the last minute.

No problem I will go it alone but a little upset for Andy as he would be missing out.

I had a packing dillema, should i put the full set of boxes on for the rufty tufty look or pack light and go with just the top box and tank bag ?

I ummed and Arred for a few minutes and went for the tank bag option which made me do something i have been meaning to do for a while now and that was to sort out and tidy up all the shit that seems to have accumulated in my top box. Any way Jeans, clean skiddies and socks chucked in the box, spare gloves and camera in the tank bag ( the tank bag for the LC is not very big) and jobs a good un. I like to have lots of gloves with me but not BMW ones :thumb

So up bright and early Sunday morning (six o fucking clock) and the weather from Saturday has changed and it is chilly and gloomy but pre ride checks of looking at the oil window and kicking the tyres complete and its off as far as the petrol station fill up and then it really is on the way. Now my route up to Dunkeld is as mad as box of frogs for anyone without a GS ( and indeed some with a GS) but i love it :thumb


First part of the journey is about 40 miles up the A1 which at that time on a sunday i had almost to my self so i could stretch the bikes legs a bit and warm it up for the spanking it was going to have later then off and over to Skipton on the B651 which is nice enough and the A59 which is just a fast road with some nice enough scenery but a utility road and no more, for the first stop at the layby to the east of Skipton
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A bacon bap and a mug of tea was consumed, the tea was fine the bacon bap nothing to write home about I changed my gloves as it was way too cold for the summer ones i was wearing and i also put my PCM jacket on.

Any way from there it was along the A59 a bit more to Coniston Cold and a right to Malham and over the Malham Tarn road to join the B6479 and then the B6255 at the Ribble head Viaduct and onto Hawes
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Malham tarn and the surrounding area is spectacular and well worth seeing if you haen't already, Interesting little roads too. Now i stopped for a fag and a photo opportunity and discovered that the camera battery was flat ( iwould have packed the spares had i put the panniers on !) any way to give you a feel for it here is one i took the week before when the weather was better.
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The road to Hawes is famous and well used but at that time in the morning it was quiet so engaging dynamic mode the beans were applied and tyres and engines worked hard all within the limits of the law you understand.
It was my intention to stop in Hawes but i was having so much fun i kept going through Out gill, Kirby Stephen to brough where there is a toilet and a cafe. The cafe was shut but the bog wasnt thank goodness as by now the old chap was a small blue accorn an much undressing was needed to find him and have a piss. Then onwards to Middleton in Teesdale, another brilliant and famous road and more fun had but it was in the lower clouds so vis was bad and the temp dropping and i was pleased to see Middleton at a lower altitude and slightly( just) warmer.
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Onwards, upwards and then downwards over the moor to Stanhope, now it really was cold with the temp guage readin between 2.5 and 3 degrees but it was so peacefull up there and i was so enjoying the ride on my own and the solitary feeling appart from hundreds of suicidal sheep.
Stanhope to Hexham on the B3061 which is brilliant road and gets a mention on the Bike 8 trip then to the A68 on the equally great B6320. and onto Jedburg fro refreshment :thumb2
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As i joined the A68 there was a whole load of bikes ,about 20, obviously out on a sunday club ride out or the like and in my mind they could not be allowed to get to Jedburgh before me or i would be waiting hours to get a brew so I set about despatching them and for the most part it was easy apprt from a K16 which put up a reasonable defence but as he had a pillion he too was passed on the way up to the border point, probably more down to his pillion whinging than my riding !
|It started to bloody rain and interestingly the road down from the border with the good bends ha been resurfaced and the Shell grip is gone ! Happy days at too fast !

Hot chocalate and a tunnocks wafer was the order of the day at Jedburgh then on ward forever north ish

I allways chose to travel the A7 from here as its a pretty decent and fast road oft overlooked by holiday makers and caravanists and then a quick blat round the bypass over the Forth bridge and then off at junction 4 to Knockhill
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Then onwards through Gleneagles an crieff down into Dunkeld
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Anyone heading North in this vicinity should use this route over the easier A9 as the scenery is gorgeous and the roads fantastic.
Tea consisted of home made meat pie and jacket spud courtesy of my dear old mum then a hot bath to de frost as the temp never got above 8 all day and into the Hotel for a Murphys or 3 :beer:

On examining the Stats of the day i was suprised to see an average of 50 mph but the fuel consumption was well down ! cant have it all. 324 good miles done and a good nights sleep on it.


Episode 2 will follow shortly with pictures of bikes and mountains and lochs.
It was Micky's idea to do this so if you dont like it blame him
 
Day 2 .....

Having securely housed the bike for the night last night
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And having charged the camera battery it was up early as it was to be a very long day. Breakfast of bacon, eggs fried bread courtesy again of my dear old mum and just time to take a few snaps of my location.
Looking towards the hotel from my mums gaff
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And as you can see the weather is brightening nicely or so i thought but micro climates etc

This is from the Hotel door
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And a bit of the river
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And from the river to the Hotel
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Anyway enough of that tosh time to be on my mighty steed and on my way :bounce1
Normally day 2 of my Scotland trip would have me heading north via the loch Quaich road to Kenmore but today i took the A822 and the A826 to Aberfeldy before picking up the A827 to kenmore.
The Sunshine from earlier had vanished and the temp dropped again but who cares as these roads are so good
This is on the A826 damp and cold
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I chose to take the road along the left hand/southern bank of loch tay which was an interesting mistake as i knew i had a long day and couldnt dawdle but this is a very narrow and rough old road that took far longer totravel than i had planned but was worth it for the experience.
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a quick fag stop at the falls of Dochart in Killin
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And onwards in to the Trossachs and the Dukes pass which for some reason has many many You tube vids and although it is a nice road i cant say that it rocks my world. That and the fact that any repairs to potholes are done by emptying a bucket of gravel into the hole and forgetting it makes it an interesting ride particularly as these holes are allways on the apex of a bend !

Arrived at the Oak tree inn where we will be staying in May and introduced myself to the owner who kindly showed me round the place and made me drink free coffee!
Any way it looks decent enough and will be adequate for our needs.

A short scoot to Stirling and pick up the motorway to the A 702. Used a road that i had not come accross before that i think was the A721 that has the most amazing series of crests and troughs that just beg for the front wheel to be hoisted aloft over every one so it would have been rude not to. Then headed over the mountain road to Moffat for Lunch. The weather by now was picking up marvelously and I think it is the first time i have managed to ride that road at a good pace in the dry
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After a nice lunch at the Becleuluch i headed off towards Selkirk on the St Marys road
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This road never ceases to make me smile, Put some tunes on and relax and just ride with the road and be suprised at how fast you have gone :thumb2

Got quite desperate for a piss so pulled over at the side of the road, no idea where it is but was pretty
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Hawick and Bonchester bridge and a brilliant road the B6375 that starts off as a nothing and opens out into lovely fast flowing route through some forrest and down into Kielder.

Stopped for a brew at one of the Kielder centres, had a chat with a fella who had a well sorted S10 But was clearly jelous of my marvelous steed and then being completely knackered headed down to Barnard castle and picked up the A1 for home.

Funnily, Last year in Barnard castle the oil warning came on but went off on inition off and on and on checking there was plenty of oil, The same thing happened again and again in Barnard castle Must be the place !

All in the day was 424 miles, a total of 783 for the trip
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Nice report, but where are the food pictures?:nenau:D

Which toolbox is that behind the pannier rack?
 
Repeat after me.... B_U_C_C_L_E_U_C_H. :thumb

It's after the Duke of Buccleuch, one of the country's richest, over-privileged toffs and the biggest landowner in Europe after the Queen.
 
Food wise i was on pretty much hard tack
the tool box is the one from Nippys
Its pretty good but dont overtighten the fixings The bolts are a little weak

Cheers, I'll have a look at that one.:thumb
 
Looks very nice - now please post a gpx of the route to save us the effort of making our own. Please?
 
Nice report, but where are the food pictures?:nenau:D

I told him Nutty, I told him ... no RR complete without piccies of food :thumb

Good one Rick, sorry I couldn't make it at short notice ... but I probably wouldn't have kept up anyway :blast

Quality photographs :thumb2

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