Uinneag
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Forry appeared yesterday and we went doon tae Stein for a bite tae eat.
He is here on a Quality control mission to make sure everything is in order for the Skye party in August
First of all he inspected that Bob Dubh's (Black Bob) slapping hand was in fine trim for Tuned In's face
Secondly That Floyd's camping gardener "Stone cold Charlie Holmes" was going to sober enough by August to attend to his horticultural duties.
He was carried out
Thirdly That all the fairies we rid from the glen
We bribed him with an Easter egg so hopefully he will send back a good report to all the Tossers
At one point I pulled my bike up on a slight camber and stopped putting down the wrong foot I felt the bike begin to topple.
I gained every ounce of energy to save a drop knowing full well that a Tosser of Forry's experience would have camera drawn quicker than Lee Van Cleefe in a spaggetti western phew
He is here on a Quality control mission to make sure everything is in order for the Skye party in August
First of all he inspected that Bob Dubh's (Black Bob) slapping hand was in fine trim for Tuned In's face
Secondly That Floyd's camping gardener "Stone cold Charlie Holmes" was going to sober enough by August to attend to his horticultural duties.
He was carried out
Thirdly That all the fairies we rid from the glen
We bribed him with an Easter egg so hopefully he will send back a good report to all the Tossers
At one point I pulled my bike up on a slight camber and stopped putting down the wrong foot I felt the bike begin to topple.
I gained every ounce of energy to save a drop knowing full well that a Tosser of Forry's experience would have camera drawn quicker than Lee Van Cleefe in a spaggetti western phew