Pheasant Plucker

If you see a Pheasant on the A68 down near Houghton-Le-Side with a sore heed then it might have been me

Came straight out and hit me full on doing full whack

GS was great though and I managed to stay on it (just!)

Seen a few on that stretch so watch for 'em down there

Glad you stayed on....

I watched some poor lad on a fireblade take one square on the chin!

He didn't stay on!! What a mess!!

Still, I ate well that night