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the civil one

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I have noticed , of late , well of recent Late ,
My "Plume Combatant" hasnt posted.
Now its all fine "N" well , if he freely chooses to do so.
But i just wanna say that i hope none of youse Northern
rowdies have intimidated him into this position.
See,in "N" how im spendin an increasin amount of time in "Jacksville" i was just wunderin ?.
Well seein "N" hows i offered tey buy ye your Tey , well
per chance a recipricol arrangement would be nice.
Maybe we could have as kinda Jacks T party ?.
None o them rowdies , just us upper crusts !
me and you ? . ?.
I know wha kina Lorries then boys all drive now , so i can warn ye of their Plans.
I might even git ye a wheen a Numbers , so as we could git
our oul Pal the "Cop" tey give m a bita siege.

Your oul Pal
Gubnet O lunasiey
 
motomartin said:
exactly what language is this ?:confused:
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you'll need as a reference guide to refer to

http://www.ulsterscotsagency.com/

Shuck Raider might be able to offer a translation service.

Be thankful that Civil hasn't thought himself bound by recent Irish Government directives to pronounce also and firstly as Gaeilge for the 27,000 native Irish speakers who might happen upon this forum.
 
nud1e said:
Shuck Raider might be able to offer a translation service.B]
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Dinnae let they boys get ay ye, civil, keep her lit ;)

Ulster Scots isn't one of my langauges, nud1e, I can grasp the spoken aspect but the written word is more difficult :D

In an outbreak of PC madness, N Ireland Govt Departments are required to publish documents in both Gaelige and Ulster Scots, which led to the hilarious translation of a recent job advert in the Belfast Telegraph (where a Chief Equal Opportunities Officer was required) as "an Eeksy-Peeksy Heid Yin" :D
 
Lorry

Thought I'd make it easier for you Civil..........................
 

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Here Look !

There she Blows , toul ye them Northern lot , ther jus gettin
started . A Lorry load a Stone .
Bet theyd lick tey see you comin up north ,,,,
Just tey throw wan ur two at ye !
Just fir the Craic !

Hi Boy that oul F12 is lookin Tara well !
Is that Michelins i see up front ,
I find them stable , maybe you prefer Pirellie
Have ye wan o them Nautilis Steibels fitted ?

Hi Boy , Just as a Matter o interest what would ye take tey
Drop a Load a Inch stones , in Dublin 4 , maybe out side the
yaucht Club where our oul Pal takes his Dinky Dinghy out
now and again fir a Wee Scoot roun Dublin Bay .
 
Jasus Civil
Aidan 1150 has sussed it...................sure Luke has tae be under that tip..............that's why he has never posted.....................
See them super singles Aidan???.................they can cover some sins...................................and them Volvos??...........
whey the splitter box????.....................dynamite man......
abosolute dynamite......................

:moped:
 
Hi Boy ! Get AFF that Sofa !

See them super singles Aidan???.................they can cover some sins...................................and them Volvos??...........
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whey the splitter box????.....................dynamite man......
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Mother Ireland !

Jimmy , Ye oul Codger , who did ye hear talkin bout splitter
boxes,
Aidan were you talkin tey him bout Lorries on Sunday ?.
Maybe your Thinkin Biut an oul Box ye have tey Spit on !.
Sure i dont think they talk much bout splitter boxes in the
the beauticians when you were in gettin your nails done.
Or was it the day you were gettin your arse waxed !.
Tey match your Brazillian
 
Wan four Wan

Hi Civil
My speciality was a dark blue and light blue yin-four-yin.............
de ye know them????

Fer God's sake man sure a reversed further than ye ever driv....

Sure Aidan knows that a yin-four-yin could hide hills on them oul 88's !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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all i can say is;

Whale oil beef hooked!

funny thing is - my Mother (who spoke like Civil writes) sent me to elocution lessons for 8, yes eight effin years....so as i wouldn't talk like that!:D :D :D

funny ole world innit:p
Og
 
I kin it all

it brings it all back, just like reading John Pepper in Saturday Night Tele special.
Buoys or Buoys (as Luke would say), a man can extract himself from Norn but it all comes back. It's the rearing ye kin, with the Daddie from Belfast and the Mammy from farming stock outside Carrickmacross, I had no hope of getting away, not with the better half also being from Belfast.

Nay hope, I spake.
 
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