Get out the whips............

slipknot · Feb 12, 2007

Noob here, pseudoyankee (Kentucky, and for your peace of mind the south prevails in all cultural pursuits). I've been riding that fabulous Honda Street/Trail 1100 (Pan in Eurospeak) and I'm too hot in the summer, too bored in general and dread the 30K mile service. So I'm hoping to grab a new GS. I've had three of the airheads and have ridden the '05 GS. Until then, and forever afterwards, I'll hang out here and make another attempt to learn English.

Cheers :beerjug:

MechanicalAnimal · Feb 12, 2007

slipknot said:
Noob here, pseudoyankee (Kentucky, and for your peace of mind the south prevails in all cultural pursuits). I've been riding that fabulous Honda Street/Trail 1100 (Pan in Eurospeak) and I'm too hot in the summer, too bored in general and dread the 30K mile service. So I'm hoping to grab a new GS. I've had three of the airheads and have ridden the '05 GS. Until then, and forever afterwards, I'll hang out here and make another attempt to learn English.

Cheers

at least you got a somewhat decent taste in music

.......

welcome bro

Duchess · Feb 12, 2007

Blimey Slipknot, you certainly know how to grab a mods attention 'Get out the whips.... ' .... :eek

I thought I'd been invaded with a request for a sex slave. You had me worried then...

Welcome to the forum, enjoy your stay with us

Mikey · Feb 12, 2007

Duchess said:
Blimey Slipknot, you certainly know how to grab a mods attention 'Get out the whips.... ' .... I thought I'd been invaded with a request for a sex slave. You had me worried then...

Welcome to the forum, enjoy your stay with us

and who was the first woman on scene

Enjoy the forum

dunard · Feb 12, 2007

That title was an attention grabber. Try a new or 06 GSA. I did/do: doesn't matter if you're on your toes!

dunard

Ash · Feb 12, 2007

welcome slipknot.
perhaps once you've learnt english you could teach us.because we have'nt learnt it yet.

we speak euro now

STUBBS · Feb 12, 2007

Duchess said:
I thought I'd been invaded with a request for a sex slave.

your going to regret this

Duchess · Feb 12, 2007

STUBBS said:
your going to regret this

Do you know something Stubbs ... I have that terrible feeling I just might :nod

davecwmotorcycles · Feb 13, 2007

slipknot said:
Kentucky, and for your peace of mind the south prevails in all cultural pursuits:

That's a sweeping statement, Slipknot. My son's married to a Tennessee country girl, they live down in the boonies south of Nashville, and amongst their cultural pursuits is the quaintly-named annual Goat-Fainting Festival. Can you top that?

....and Will The South rise Again?

Dave.

slipknot · Feb 13, 2007

Got my own goat. And looking at her from the "position of advantage" she reminds me of my last girlfriend. Scary. :augie

I have a delivery of moonshine tomorrow as well as some homemade grape wine coming tomorrow. Nothing like personal attention from the post master. I'll drink a toast to all of you. And to spring. :beer:

The bad news is I had to give away the last of my pot Sunday due to bronchial problems. Which reminds me of a joke. I'll post over yonder.

The good news is the weather here reminds me of the UK. Cloudy with fog, mist, rain and repeat for days. Ah the memories of learning the round-about right of way and then getting it backwards in Paris at night. I cut off more frogs than a chef at work.

Cheers

Dickieboy · Feb 13, 2007

davecwmotorcycles said:
My son's married to a Tennessee country girl,

Dave.

Dave that's my achilles heel, a beautiful girl with a Tennesse accent,

davecwmotorcycles · Feb 13, 2007

Dickieboy said:
Dave that's my achilles heel, a beautiful girl with a Tennesse accent,

Happily, the fact that most red-blooded Brits find the Southern accent very sexy is entirely mutual, and the plan of attack in any bar/eatery in the Southern States is as follows:

as soon as you open your gob the waitress/bar-maid will immediately say "I love the way you talk", to which you must reply "and I love the way you talk..." then sit back and watch her melt. Job done.

btw, is no-one intersted in how they make goats faint in Tennessee?

and Slipknot, sorry about your bronchial problem, mate, very unfortunate.

Dave.

nozza · Feb 13, 2007

madmikey said:
and who was the first woman on scene

Enjoy the forum

glad i wasn't alone in thinking that !!

slipknot · Feb 13, 2007

Goats again??

OK Dave, how do they make goats faint in TN??

davecwmotorcycles · Feb 14, 2007

slipknot said:
OK Dave, how do they make goats faint in TN??

Thanks, Slipknot, I thought no-one would ever ask, especially as this is a bike site and not a goat site. The goats are special fainting goats and the best way to make them faint is to creep up behind them and fire your handgun, but often just a very loud rebel yell will have the same effect. There are prizes for making the most goats faint.

Have a nice day,

Dave.

Bert · Feb 14, 2007

could not cope?

Duchess said:
Blimey Slipknot, you certainly know how to grab a mods attention 'Get out the whips.... ' .... I thought I'd been invaded with a request for a sex slave. You had me worried then...

could not cope with yet another 'whipping' request eh Karen?
OR were you getting excitied at the thought of a new victim?...oops I meant GS'er natch!!
darn! don't you just love having fun?!!!!!

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