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Paul G (BHT)
17-09-06, 17:26
Kev (Whatton) can't see this section so keep the noise down :thumb
Wups :o Howd that happen , there was 2 on the go
Anyway on the 30th of September Kevs about 50 ish and were going to have a drink at The Three Stags , Everyone is welcome ,Mr IFan is sorting out accomodation .Kev doesn't know about it but Liz will drag him there , not that it'll take much doing , i've never known anyone drink as much :mmmm
Their'll be FREE birthday cake and a chance to take the mick out of ,i mean celerbrate Kevs 50th ishhhhh :D
So who's up for it :beerjug:
.
Oh yes.
Most definately.......we'll be there :thumb
:hogroast :hogroast
need to see about flights :D
Damn - I'm busy all that weekend :(
need to see about flights :D
If you want a lift fly to Newcastle or Durham Tees Valley :thumb
If you want a lift fly to Newcastle or Durham Tees Valley :thumb
Room fer a wee wan?
If you want a lift fly to Newcastle or Durham Tees Valley :thumb
Or Luton, stanstead or east mids........I'll be going in the Landy :thumb
Paul G (BHT)
17-09-06, 19:41
Or Luton, stanstead or east mids........I'll be going in the Landy :thumb
Or Welshpool..... I'll be going in the Disco :D
so many choices
just checked newcastle with easyjet too expensive over £140
what next from ni :D
(RIP) Jamie
17-09-06, 19:53
Or Welshpool..... I'll be going in the Disco :D
Or Manchester, I'm not going anywhere near it, but it has good facilities and a wide choice of retail outlets, you really can shop till you drop. :thumb
Or Manchester, I'm not going anywhere near it, but it has good facilities and a wide choice of retail outlets, you really can shop till you drop. :thumb
could you not drive the work wagon over and pick me up :D
east midlands is cheaper about £100
I'LL KEEP LOOKIN'
(RIP) Jamie
17-09-06, 20:07
could you not drive the work wagon over and pick me up :D
I could, dont wear your fancy clothes though, there'll only be room in the back
(RIP) Jamie
17-09-06, 20:08
east midlands is cheaper about £100
I'LL KEEP LOOKIN'
Get Kev to pick you up on the way past :thumb
east midlands is cheaper about £100
I'LL KEEP LOOKIN'
I was tempted to say why not pop over to Liverpool,and I`ll give you a lift, but with the venue being probably the only drinking establisment West of Saudi Arabia without any Cider,Vodka or music,I`m not too sure if I`ll be going myself......
(RIP) Jamie
17-09-06, 20:28
Gonna be late.
Just checked the calendar, it's the lantern parade and climax of the New Mills Festival that night. We've spent today making lanterns from the stuff you do basket weaving with and paper mache, you make stuff like boats, and whales and birds and stuff, you put a little tea light in them and they glow, then we parade around town and finish up with a firewrok display :thumb It was good last year.
I wanted to make a lantern in the shape of an AK47, but they frowned so we ended up making a cup and saucer instead :(
So, gonna be late, but still at leats three or four hours before last orders :D
where is "the three stags" ? :nenau
where is "the three stags" ? :nenau
Up north a bit, might be this one?
http://www.whitebeertravels.co.uk/stags.html
where is "the three stags" ? :nenau
It`s on your 'Places I`m not allowed in' list.....because as well as no Cider,Vodka or music (did I ever tell anyone there`s no Cider,Vodka or music there ? :P ) there`s no kiddy playpen either. :D :D :D :D :D
Up north a bit, might be this one?
http://www.whitebeertravels.co.uk/stags.html
That's the very one :thumb
Tarquin.......I'm sure Geoff could be persuaded into getting bottle or two of vodka just for you and G.B ;)
Failing that, just bring yer own and keep it on the Q...you enjoyed it last time ;)
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http://fanum.smugmug.com/photos/41179170-M.jpg
If Mrs Whatton's gonna be there, at least Kev won't be a sexual predator again ;)
http://fanum.smugmug.com/photos/41177339-L.jpg
Ahh yes.......I remember it now....what did you call my choice of beverage...
'A fruit based drink for the lady.....' ( Cherry Beer ... actually rather nice ;) )
reckon I'll be there :D could give a lift to one of the Irish lot if they fly into leeds bradford
reckon I'll be there :D could give a lift to one of the Irish lot if they fly into leeds bradford
it's £51 one way :(
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right is there anyone who could put me up for a night on fri but they have to be near East Midlands
i can get the right price of flights to EM 19:00 fri Arrive East Midlands (EMA)
and leave Sun, 01 Oct 06
16:35 Depart East Midlands (EMA)
:D :D :D :D :D :D
john plane
17-09-06, 21:40
I might go on my bike. :beerjug:
Gonna be late.
So, gonna be late, but still at leats three or four hours before last orders :D
So Jamie, are you gonna be late :nenau
Nearly booked him in for his bike service on the 30th - then remembered jimmy burton mentioned something about "party" "birthday" "30th" - so he's here on the 23rd now.
I've given up drinking, so i'll sit with a non alcoholic lager in the snug :thumb
So Jamie, are you gonna be late :nenau
Nearly booked him in for his bike service on the 30th - then remembered jimmy burton mentioned something about "party" "birthday" "30th" - so he's here on the 23rd now.
I've given up drinking, so i'll sit with a non alcoholic lager in the snug :thumb
Snugs are Irish, and I doubt that the three stags sells alcohol free. At least the last time I was there they did not...
Snugs are Irish, and I doubt that the three stags sells alcohol free. At least the last time I was there they did not...
Richie, you need to get out of your isolated barn and mix a bit more - it's irony :D :D
Even coronation street has a snug
Hi Neil, leave me alone I'm pissed, bout to go back to the pub once I've bid on a new guitar for my oldest lad.
How are you BTW...
Hi Neil, leave me alone I'm pissed, bout to go back to the pub once I've bid on a new guitar for my oldest lad.
How are you BTW...
Have you built a pub near your house :D
Have you built a pub near your house :D
Richie's in Ireland, he could have built his house in the remotest of spots, miles from his next door neighbour and there'd still be pub within 2 minutes stumble of the place :D
I'd really like to be at this one, but cannot.
So....... a few tips from my one and only fact finding mission:
1) Switch off your mobile phone and keep it hidden.
2) Do not drink the free "tonic water" unless you enjoy the haunted chair experience.
3) Keep an eye on the chairs. Some of them move without warning.
4) Digital cameras are regarded as "witchcraft" by the regulars, but largely accepted.
5) It is normal for dogs to stand on the tables.
6) Enjoy!
:beerjug:
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Thank fekk Jez got that bit sorted....I was starting to really worry about it :D
:clap :clap :clap :clap
I'd really like to be at this one, but cannot.
So....... a few tips from my one and only fact finding mission:
1) Switch off your mobile phone and keep it hidden.
2) Do not drink the free "tonic water" unless you enjoy the haunted chair experience.
3) Keep an eye on the chairs. Some of them move without warning.
4) Digital cameras are regarded as "witchcraft" by the regulars, but largely accepted.
5) It is normal for dogs to stand on the tables.
6) Enjoy!
7) The floor is quite comfy, I tested that out thoroughly ;)
:beerjug:
Amended :thumb
Thank fekk Jez got that bit sorted....I was starting to really worry about it :D
:clap :clap :clap :clap
Will £10,000 legal expenses be adequate?
:nenau
Amended :thumb
It's a wicked (true) lie!!
:beerjug:
Richie's in Ireland,there'd still be pub within 2 minutes stumble of the place :D
3 in fact.
right is there anyone who could put me up for a night on fri but they have to be near East Midlands
i can get the right price of flights to EM 19:00 fri Arrive East Midlands (EMA)
and leave Sun, 01 Oct 06
16:35 Depart East Midlands (EMA)
:D :D :D :D :D :D
Quite possibly...I'll speak to the boss ;)
Skype tommorrow
;)
Ohhh yes count me in :thumb
Think i might come over in the van, the thought of the pig loft and the team snoring marathon could leave lasting scars :D
Anyone thought about having a whip round (no bill not that sort of whip :ymca )
We could get him something supernaff or something like..... :nenau
Ohhh yes count me in :thumb
Think i might come over in the van, the thought of the pig loft and the team snoring marathon could leave lasting scars :D
Anyone thought about having a whip round (no bill not that sort of whip :ymca )
We could get him something supernaff or something like..... :nenau
Naaa, let's just buy him so many 'absolutions' and tell him they're 'matins' that he vomits and falls asleep in the bar with his trousers on his head...it's much more fun :D
:thumb :thumb
MInd you, I heard his buttplug collection is getting a bit worn out :nenau
Loss of 1 or more eyes or limbs £10,000
Permanent Total Disablement £10,000
Death £10,000
Hospital Benefit up to £300
Medical Expenses £2,000,000
Return to Home £5,000
Cancellation & Curtailment £500
Delayed Travel Benefit £60
Holiday Abandonment £500
Missed Departure £300
Personal Property £750
Personal Money £500
Delayed Baggage up to £100
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fixed :thumb
off to LEGOLAND that day, spending HOGRAOST 2006 money with 45 freinds, sorry wish him a HAPPY BIRTHDAY from me !
It`s on your 'Places I`m not allowed in' list.....because as well as no Cider,Vodka or music (did I ever tell anyone there`s no Cider,Vodka or music there ? :P ) there`s no kiddy playpen either. :D :D :D :D :D
thanks i wont bother then
Will be in Mid Wales on the campout sadly.. Hope you guys have a cracking time.. wish em all the best from those of us in the welsh hills on the day..
Eyebrow loss £00.95p
fixed :thumb
that's where i went wrong... i must check the small print on these insurance forms :spitfire
Looks like no one is near enough EM airport and able/ don't want to put me up for fri night... pity it was a cheap flight....about £50 return :D
can someone please tell me where this do is being held? i'd love to come along
can someone please tell me where this do is being held? i'd love to come along
Y2 it's here
Three Stags' Heads
Wardlow Mires, Tideswell, Derbyshire,
SK17 8RW, tel 01298 872268, OS Grid Reference: SK 181 756,
GPS: 53.277098o N, 1.730080o W (on the A623 between Chapel-en-le-Frith and Baslow, very close to where the B6465 Tees into it)
I'll try and get over for this one :beer: :beer: :bounce1 :bounce1
Looks like no one is near enough EM airport and able/ don't want to put me up for fri night... pity it was a cheap flight....about £50 return :D
You can stay with me chick...it's a council house in the arse end of Market Harborough, total shitehole, no carpets, no curtains, bare plaster on the walls, and a family of pikeys living next door...oh, and you'd have to sleep in Jack's bed (think he's just about grown out of weeing it).
Not to put you off or anything :D
Is anyone going for Friday night aswell :mmmm
Y2 it's here
Three Stags' Heads
Wardlow Mires, Tideswell, Derbyshire,
SK17 8RW, tel 01298 872268, OS Grid Reference: SK 181 756,
GPS: 53.277098o N, 1.730080o W (on the A623 between Chapel-en-le-Frith and Baslow, very close to where the B6465 Tees into it)
I'll try and get over for this one :beer: :beer: :bounce1 :bounce1
thankyou :thumb
having checked my diary i wont be able to come as i'll be at Brands Hatch for the final round of BSB :D
shame :(
Is anyone going for Friday night aswell :mmmm
Well, we may be, depending on stuff, like whether Gary needs a room. But if Bill's landy is ready we may just go up on the Friday night and try out the new roof tent :bounce1 :bounce1
Well, we may be, depending on stuff, like whether Gary needs a room. But if Bill's landy is ready we may just go up on the Friday night and try out the new roof tent :bounce1 :bounce1
how far from airprot to your house i would need transport of some sort... can you get busses after my flight?
Gary don't be a twot.....we'd come and pick you up ;)
:)
Gary don't be a twot.....we'd come and pick you up ;)
:)
It would be worth going just to see you three trying to get into the roof tent after a few beers :D :beer: :beer:
shep
It would be worth going just to see you three trying to get into the roof tent after a few beers :D :beer: :beer:
shep
Sod that......Tooned can have the pig loft :thumb
are "party" shirts required ?
are "party" shirts required ?
Now there's a thought :clap
TUNNED where are you , shirts mate , think of a good name . :beerjug:
right is there anyone who could put me up for a night on fri but they have to be near East Midlands
i can get the right price of flights to EM 19:00 fri Arrive East Midlands (EMA)
and leave Sun, 01 Oct 06
16:35 Depart East Midlands (EMA)
:D :D :D :D :D :D
Gary,
If you can fly into Manchester I can pick you up from the airport and put you up for the night :thumb
Booked it, packed it.. feck'ed if i know whats next :D
How About ;
Fat , Fick and Fifty :rob
Fifty , still not out ;)
Nobody Loves a Fairy When They're Fifty :eek:
how about
Too old to Rock'N'Roll too young to put in a home.... tour :D
I'm not any Fatter... i Just fitted an Adventure tank to my belly drink-a-thon
(RIP) Jamie
18-09-06, 19:42
So Jamie, are you gonna be late :nenau
Yep, Eventually :thumb
But he's not fifty :nenau :nenau :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :nenau :nenau :confused: :nenau :confused:
(RIP) Jamie
18-09-06, 19:50
how about
Too old to Rock'N'Roll too young to put in a home.... tour :D
I'm not any Fatter... i Just fitted an Adventure tank to my belly drink-a-thon
Keep it simple:
"Kev's a fat bastard, and it's his birthday" :thumb
Keep it simple:
"Kev's a fat bastard, and it's his birthday" :thumb
now you got me thinking.... if we substitute bastard........
how about
http://nyquil.org/uploads/kfc-logo.jpg
(RIP) Jamie
18-09-06, 20:17
now you got me thinking.... if we substitute bastard........
how about
http://nyquil.org/uploads/kfc-logo.jpg
"Kev's a fat bargain bucket meal........" :nenau ?
.......WHATTON
......15652 DAYS
..........AND
.....12000 POSTS
.........LATER
WASTED IN THE PEAKS
.30TH SEPTEMBER 06
now you got me thinking.... if we substitute bastard........
how about
http://nyquil.org/uploads/kfc-logo.jpg
I like that one ;
KFC The Stags 2006 :beerjug:
Your all cruel :mmmm
See if you can put his face on to it :thumb
looks like jase and me could be there, won't know till nearer the date
umm so james are you making a t shirt with that on hee hee
hey could one of you computer types make that guy into kev? the one in the add? there must be a way, you could have t shirts made with it on then, one for himself (whatton) for his birthday
whatcho think?
looks like jase and me could be there, won't know till nearer the date
umm so james are you making a t shirt with that on hee hee
hey could one of you computer types make that guy into kev? the one in the add? there must be a way, you could have t shirts made with it on then, one for himself (whatton) for his birthday
whatcho think?
i'm already on that project... just need the right pic of kev ;)
i'm already on that project... just need the right pic of kev ;)
i am sure someone here has one
so was it a case of great minds think alike or fools seldom differ hee hee
post me a good pic of kevs head if you got one :D
:thumb :thumb :thumb
How long after that picture did he last before he puked? :rolleyes: :D
i'm not having much luck trying to KFC kev :( ... any of the rest of you wanna try and we'll use whats the best one :D
(RIP) Jamie
18-09-06, 22:26
Use his old Ninja avatar, but put some Butcher's Choice Pork and beef where his hands are.
best i could do... need a better pic with skin tones... i think... my excuse and i'm stickin' to it :thumb
I've been loking for the KFC font but I can't find it..it would be good to change the 'KFC' to 'KEV'....not to difficult either ;)
..er.. for reasons I am not prepared to admit to I have the KFC logo as a vector image (illustrator file) it doesn't reveal the font sadly but it could be easily adapted...
I'll happilly pass this on to anyone who's interested.
and if any of you are ever after any company logo in vector format - I've got most things....
LOGO yourself out :D :D
http://www.allthelogos.com/
http://www.hqfl.dk/
http://www.logotypes.lv/
http://www.imagecorporate.com/
http://www.logotypes.ru/default_e.asp
http://www.brandsoftheworld.com/search/?query_id=1782851&page=1&mtype=&brand_id=41404
http://members.chello.se/blam/logos/index.html
best i could do... need a better pic with skin tones... i think... my excuse and i'm stickin' to it :thumb
Arrrrrrgh , looks alright that Tunned . Me scurvy mate :thumb
Oi im not chunky awwwright!!
But he's not fifty :nenau :nenau :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :nenau :nenau :confused: :nenau :confused:
his waist must be getting close to the 50 mark though
How about a Pirate theme at the drinkathon , arrrrrrrh .
Bring ye eye patche's n' parots along :mmmm
Print me out , then write your name on the back , me harty's :D
Up north a bit, might be this one?
http://www.whitebeertravels.co.uk/stags.html
Has anyone got the right co-ordinates , the one's of the site have me in the Atlantic Ocean :(
Iv'e found the junction on the A623 ,is it far away from there :nenau
P.S...........Civil has just text me and he's dropping into the Stags on the way back from Portugal , i'll pass the co-cordinates on to him aswell :thumb
How about a Pirate theme at the drinkathon , arrrrrrrh .
Bring ye eye patche's n' parots along :mmmm
Pirates????
That's sooooo two days old Daaahhling. :rolleyes:
I reckon we should all bring along a bit of string and a conker.......
First Annual UKGSer Conker championships :thumb
Conkers and alcohol??? You'll have someone's eye out with that sonny!!!! :D
http://www.junkyard.co.uk/2000pix/conkers.jpg
Pirates????
That's sooooo two days old Daaahhling. :rolleyes:
I reckon we should all bring along a bit of string and a conker.......
First Annual UKGSer Conker championships :thumb
Conkers and alcohol??? You'll have someone's eye out with that sonny!!!! :D
http://www.junkyard.co.uk/2000pix/conkers.jpg
Will Steptoe the safety officer be there :D
Will Steptoe the safety officer be there :D
I'll have to look up " conkers,for the use of " in the safety manual.
Might be allowed, but in a confined space where alcohol is being served , the players would have to wear reflective safety vests, and safety harness's (i'll explain that section later), still have 4 sub sections, and 2 pages of "conker" amendments.
I'm gonna nip down to the chestnut fields tommorrow and chuck a stick at the trees......
Who wants 20 peee on the winner?? :D
I'm gonna nip down to the chestnut fields tommorrow and chuck a stick at the trees......
Who wants 20 peee on the winner?? :D
... No worries Bill, if you're desperate I'll pee on the winner :cool:
... But shurely the Viscount, or the Duchess would be higher peers?
Rod Souter
21-09-06, 22:21
N53 16.634 W1 43.725
Rod
I have the grand master kick ass conker, dont even go there.
Think yer hard enough !!!
Bring it on!
I have the grand master kick ass conker, dont even go there.
Think yer hard enough !!!
Bring it on!
There`s no licking a 'sixty niner' is there ??? :D :D :D
(RIP) Jamie
22-09-06, 21:33
He's taken the bait - he'll be seemingly on his way to my house Saturday afternoon.........................
Any ideas about how to get him to make a small diversion to the Stags on the way over?
I was thinking maybe ask him to pick up some bits from Ian at the pub on the way through. You'll also have to organise the hiding and jumping out bits, as I wont be there.
Oh yeah, T-shirts.
How about;
Oi!
Sausage Fingers!
43!
?
I was thinking maybe ask him to pick up some bits from Ian at the pub on the way through. You'll also have to organise the hiding and jumping out bits, as I wont be there.
?
I've some bits of Ians- and Whatty is coming here tomorrow - I can give them to him for Ian :thumb
Will you be late getting to the stags Jammy ?? why's that ?
He's taken the bait - he'll be seemingly on his way to my house Saturday afternoon.........................
Any ideas about how to get him to make a small diversion to the Stags on the way over?
I was thinking maybe ask him to pick up some bits from Ian at the pub on the way through. You'll also have to organise the hiding and jumping out bits, as I wont be there.
Oh yeah, T-shirts.
How about;
Oi!
Sausage Fingers!
43!
?
Hidding and jumping out , :eek: have you seen the size of the average Tosser , if there not fat then they've got arthritus or oldtimers , :rob iv'e asked Liz to text me when they leave so we've got plenty of time to get the old and infirm out of site :mmmm
I'll post later when Liz knows what time Saturday afternoon their leaving :bounce1
The mam jam arrived so i'll start the cake tomorrow , dark chocolate OK :o
Anyone taking sausages on sticks :mmmm
I suppose i'll have to go conker hunting tomorrow , whats the best way to cure them :roll
N53 16.634 W1 43.725
Rod
Thanks mate , i'll pass them onto Civil and the lovely Billy :beerjug:
I suppose i'll have to go conker hunting tomorrow , whats the best way to cure them :roll
James drill a hole thru them first then boil/simmer them in a pan of water for roughly 30 mins.
Put them in the freezer for a few days and bobs yer uncle :thumb
James drill a hole thru them first then boil/simmer them in a pan of water for roughly 30 mins.
Put them in the freezer for a few days and bobs yer uncle :thumb
I'm on it :thumb
N53 16.634 W1 43.725
Rod
:nenau :eek :confused:
I'm on it :thumb
:thumb :D
:nenau :eek :confused:
Mine won't open , are they different co-ordinates :(
Paul G (BHT)
23-09-06, 21:28
3 Stags location:-
For Lat/Lon hddd' mm.mmm' it's N53 16.626 W1 43.805
For British National Grid they are SK 18096 75604 :thumb
3 Stags location:-
For Lat/Lon hddd' mm.mmm' it's N53 16.626 W1 43.805
For British National Grid they are SK 18096 75604 :thumb
Thanks bonnie lad :beerjug:
Thats 4 sets iv'e got now :D
As long as i get.........................
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3 Stags location:-
For Lat/Lon hddd' mm.mmm' it's N53 16.626 W1 43.805
For British National Grid they are SK 18096 75604 :thumb
Yep thats the place ....cheers Paul :thumb
I do hope they`ll be VEGGIE sausages on sticks :rob :rob
And that there`ll be CIDER
And VODKA
Even if no MUSIC
:D :D
Paul G (BHT)
23-09-06, 21:47
Thanks bonnie lad :beerjug:
Thats 4 sets iv'e got now :D
Make that 5 sets For Lat/Lon hddd.ddddd it's N53.27710 W1.73008 :D
Hopefully, Brian will be out of hospital by next weekend, but if he's not, it might be nice to ride over and take the piss out of him on Saturday morning???
Liz reckons they should be there at about 3.30pm to 4pm on Saturday .Bill are you still able to pick up Tunned :thumb
Bring some nibbles and your secret bottle :eek:
Deleted Member I
24-09-06, 10:39
How far is this place from Brands Hatch? Got a freebie hospitality ticket for the superbikes and want to do both.
Feasible? OR distance too far that the pub will be shut by the time I get there?
How far is this place from Brands Hatch? Got a freebie hospitality ticket for the superbikes and want to do both.
Feasible? OR distance too far that the pub will be shut by the time I get there?
3 hours if you go the quick and boring way, which means that even if you don't get away from Brands before midnight, you'll still get there well before last orders :D
Liz reckons they should be there at about 3.30pm to 4pm on Saturday .Bill are you still able to pick up Tunned :thumb
Bring some nibbles and your secret bottle :eek:
... 3:30pm at the Stags?
(Would love to attend, not sure if I can make it yet, that early might be tricky ... so I'd be ... erm ... late I suppose!)
... 3:30pm at the Stags?
(Would love to attend, not sure if I can make it yet, that early might be tricky ... so I'd be ... erm ... late I suppose!)
It's a rough time at the minute :bounce1
You Know what Whattons like with his hair :ymca
Liz says he's in the bathroom for hours these days , anti ageing cream , hair colour , tooth polish , exfoliants and see weed wraps .
Apparently he spends a fortune but keeps telling Liz it's because he's worth it :D
Anytime you can get there is a good time really :thumb
How far is this place from Brands Hatch? Got a freebie hospitality ticket for the superbikes and want to do both.
Feasible? OR distance too far that the pub will be shut by the time I get there?
If your ticket is for today - you'll just about get to the pub for next saturday :thumb
(RIP) Jamie
24-09-06, 14:49
Will you be late getting to the stags Jammy ??
Yes
But I'll be there
Eventually
:thumb
Liz reckons they should be there at about 3.30pm to 4pm on Saturday .Bill are you still able to pick up Tunned :thumb
Yup, can confirm we will be picking up Gary and keeping him safe til the do :thumb
I live about a mile and a half from the Stags if someone needs a place to lay their heads, preferably you will be 18 year old female lad dancer, but I`ll settle for a few fat tossers.
Gaz
preferably you will be 18 year old female lad dancer.
Gaz
:eek: :eek: :eek: :D :D
:eek: :eek: :eek: :D :D
Lads..... laps...... whats the difference :nenau
Lads..... laps...... whats the difference :nenau
so you've been to Bangkok and liked it then :D
Has Bilks started a send-home service then ??? :eyebrow
I live about a mile and a half from the Stags if someone needs a place to lay their heads, preferably you will be 18 year old female lad dancer, but I`ll settle for a few fat tossers.
Gaz
I think i might sleep rough on Friday night , Lad Dancer :eek:
Paul G (BHT)
24-09-06, 17:54
I think i might sleep rough on Friday night , Lad Dancer :eek:
Striped all the seats out of the Niva, lined the back out with foam, so we'll be sleeping 5* :bounce1 :bounce1
Waiting for my batteries to arrive , or i'll be coming down on my Grifter :eek
Just to get it clear it was supposed to be Lad dancer,,,,,,,,,i was young and needed the money.
Striped all the seats out of the Niva, lined the back out with foam, so we'll be sleeping 5* :bounce1 :bounce1
Pahhhhh call that five star :P
I just have to fit the wardrobes and knock up a headboard but it looks ok so far :cool:
What's that leaning against the pillow :eek
(RIP) Jamie
24-09-06, 19:21
Isnt there a bunk house there now? :nenau
Isnt there a bunk house there now? :nenau
Santas dad said he would find out if it's finished , no word yet :(
What's that leaning against the pillow :eek
It's errr not a candle cos I got the tablelamp see :D
Thats the side Tuned sleeping on :thumb
It's errr not a candle cos I got the tablelamp see :D
Thats the side Tuned sleeping on :thumb
plenty of batteries i hope ;)
so we'll be sleeping 5* :bounce1 :bounce1
You'll never get 5 in there :eek: :D
You'll never get 5 in there :eek: :D
Oh yes you will.......two piles of two with one holding the camera...easy !:thumb
Oh yes you will.......two piles of two with one holding the camera...easy !:thumb
hmmm i see a new challenge here...
how many tosser can you fit into that vehicle.... :D
cameras ready hee hee
hmmm i see a new challenge here...
how many tosser can you fit into that vehicle.... :D
cameras ready hee hee
Don't forget yer conkers Maria ;)
hmmm i see a new challenge here...
how many tosser can you fit into that vehicle.... :D
cameras ready hee hee
Me and judge could put an end to that pretty quick:D
Me and judge could put an end to that pretty quick:D
i reakon i could squeeze in with you aswell....
so that would make 3
hee hee :D
i reakon i could squeeze in with you aswell....
so that would make 3
hee hee :D
http://www.subvertcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/downwiththat.gif you'll be gettin' a reputation :D
http://www.subvertcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/downwiththat.gif you'll be gettin' a reputation :D
are you sure you've met me
getting a reputation? i think more like making the reputation worse :eek: :rolleyes: :D :D
hehe
What's that leaning against the pillow :eek
its an battery operated tea stirer for your morning cuppa :mmmm :mmmm
Oy Woody ,have i done this right :D
Conkers drilled and very lightly simmered but not boiled for 30 minutes , cooled and placed in the freezer for about 3 hours , due out a 9pm , i'll attatch the cord tomorrow :mmmm
Oy Woody ,have i done this right :D
Conkers drilled and very lightly simmered but not boiled for 30 minutes , cooled and placed in the freezer for about 3 hours , due out a 9pm , i'll attatch the cord tomorrow :mmmm
Looking good James :thumb
All you need to do now is put them in the microwave for two mins at full power, give em a final polish :beerjug:
Looking good James :thumb
All you need to do now is put them in the microwave for two mins at full power, give em a final polish :beerjug:
Now ,are you sure :nenau
Now ,are you sure :nenau
damn it no :(
It's 1 min 30 secs! ;)
(RIP) Jamie
25-09-06, 22:46
Now ,are you sure :nenau
That's how I did them when I was a nipper. You may be well advised to stand in another room, or if you have one, another building, while microwaving the conkers.
It's would also be prudent to have a phone with you, should you need to make a call, in a hurry, in case someone is needed at home rather quickly, with hoses, and big red trucks.
That's how I did them when I was a nipper. You may be well advised to stand in another room, or if you have one, another building, while microwaving the conkers.
It's would also be prudent to have a phone with you, should you need to make a call, in a hurry, in case someone is needed at home rather quickly, with hoses, and big red trucks.
Back in 2 minutes . :clock
That's how I did them when I was a nipper. You may be well advised to stand in another room, or if you have one, another building, while microwaving the conkers.
who you tryin' to fool... microwaves when you were a nipper :eek:
Anyone got any spare concers :(
So i take it the 2 mins in the microwave was just a joke :(
They turned into suicide conkers :eek: and blew themselves up :tears
Whats the best way to make'em ard :weights
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in the hotpress for a while... tooo late now :D
Oy Tunned ,do you think it's really cruel if we ask everyone not to post happy birthday Kev on Saturday the 30th :D
Make him think everyone's forgot and doesn't care :fiddle
Never mind aye :tears
So i take it the 2 mins in the microwave was just a joke :(
They turned into suicide conkers :eek: and blew themselves up :tears
Whats the best way to make'em ard :weights
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Its all over for you and the williams James.....Bring lots of coffins.
Meet tyson :eek:
He's already a sixer :thumb
Its all over for you and the williams James.....Bring lots of coffins.
Meet tyson :eek:
He's already a sixer :thumb
They all died in the London Under Microwave , your idea if i remember , might be able to get some fresh ones tomorrow :(
Tunned , or Fannum , have you removed the birthday reminder for Whatton :nenau
Remember , don't post HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEV :mmmm
Can i open a new thread in the Whatton thing to say please ignore the cross dresser known as Whatton , even though it's his 50th birtday :D
Paul G (BHT)
29-09-06, 09:04
Can i open a new thread in the Whatton thing to say please ignore the cross dresser known as Whatton , even though it's his 50th birtday :D
As long as you post a new thread here (http://www.ukgser.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=211)
Tunned , or Fannum , have you removed the birthday reminder for Whatton :nenau
Remember , don't post HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEV :mmmm
I'll do it now :thumb
Errr... as usual.... I'm a tad confused... :confused:
....is Lizy bringing Kev to the Stags on his Birthday.. i.e. Sat night or is she smuggling him up there on the Friday night... :nenau
...and will she require hessian sacks and gaffa tape... :mmmm :D
Errr... as usual.... I'm a tad confused... :confused:
....is Lizy bringing Kev to the Stags on his Birthday.. i.e. Sat night or is she smuggling him up there on the Friday night... :nenau
...and will she require hessian sacks and gaffa tape... :mmmm :D
He's dropping some parts of at the Stags on Saturday afternoon :eyebrow
We all jump out and go suprise :eek:
Then drink till you fall over or get PUSHED over :mmmm
Well thats the plan :D
Deleted account W
09-04-08, 20:48
Who is this Whatton chap you speak of, he sounds like a sound upstanding fellow?
ya wouldn't like him if you met him
(RIP) Jamie
09-04-08, 20:56
I read the first page and then realised it was a resurecter :blast
:homer
I read the first page and then realised it was a resurecter :blast
:homer
Aye Waldin wants to be 50 again:oonyack
John Armstrong
09-04-08, 21:02
Aye Waldin wants to be 50 again:oonyack
Waist size or years :aidan
Does this call for another meeting at the stags in honour of a new name change. ????????
Does this call for another meeting at the stags in honour of a new name change. ????????
I'm a Stags virgin, so i'd vote yes:thumb2
Shep
I still find it hard to believe that he's now over 51. :eek
Deleted account W
10-04-08, 11:02
Right, The King of Oonyackistan bumped this thread last night saying he'd be up for the night out, I replied then he promptly deleted his post after realising he was over a year and a half late.
I'm 33, not 51 ( :augie )and my birthdays in September.
:blast
Aye Waldin wants to be 50 again:oonyack
Waist size or years :aidan
neither o them is gonna happen again :rob :judge :eek:
Right, The King of Oonyackistan bumped this thread last night saying he'd be up for the night out, I replied then he promptly deleted his post after realising he was over a year and a half late.
I'm 33, not 51 ( :augie )and my birthdays in September.
:blast
Oh aye blame me for your dellusions:augie
I'm 33, not 51
A second coming:bow
:aidan
A second coming:bow
:aidan
Not at his age:rob
This whole thread confuses me :confused:
Was I there?:confused:
Were there conkers?:confused:
I vaguely remember breasts :eek:
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