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    Have you ever.......

    Have you ever had one of those surreal dreams ???
    You know the sort of thing, your over tired or been on the
    wacky backy....
    Your laying in bed counting sheep, the head is spinning and
    the eyes begin to close.....ZZZZzzzzzz......thats the wee lamb
    go to sleep....ZZZzzzzzzz......

    So the next thing is your in this city stopped at traffic lights
    moto running and a crowd is begining to form around, your
    listening to T-Rex 20th century boy on your ipod,
    they say nothing just stare a beggar crawls across the front
    of your wheel. The lights change and your of to find a place
    to change your tyres.

    Ride down the main road of this city avoiding what ever is infront of
    you, and you finally find a tyre changer. Stop your moto, the sun is
    beating down and try to explain what you want done, much side movement of head and you begin to remove front wheel.

    A cow goes passed and a young boy gets down beside you and
    starts to pick his nose, you look up and a crowd has formed
    around your moto, hands begin to touch moto "Dont Touch"
    crowd draw back two inches, you look up to the skies and
    notice four or five kites flying. Back to the tyre change some aul
    lad is now admiring his reflexion in your 17mm socket " Dont Touch"

    The wheel is off, the crowd is bigger, tyre guy begins to remove
    tyre with help of slegde hammer, you think to yourself was this really
    a good idea. Tyre off but tyre guy cant get new one on, he disappears
    into crowd, a man takes piss beside air pump. "Dont Touch" Horns
    blare from main road, crying baby mother asks 'Sir, money, money, food, food'
    Guy in sunglasses begins to play with kill switch "Dont Touch"

    Then the questions start 'English ?' - 'what cc ?' - 'are you married ?' -
    'how many km's per litre ?' - 'what is your name?' - 'how fast ?' then the
    laying of hands again "Dont Touch"
    The tyre guy returns with the rim beat ta feck, please God somebody
    kick me. Grab the wheel start to put it back on again 'do you like cricket ?'
    - "where are you going ?' get wheel back on and then final question
    'do you have a dog ?' Put spanners down rise eyes and hands to the
    heavens and cry out "please somebody kick me and wake me from this dream"

    Well lads n ladies if you ave ever had one off those dreams
    you have spent a day in Nagpur India ........





    here is also a few fotos some of Iran and India
    the girls are the ones who i had dinner with after me speach

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    Travel is fatal to hatred, bigotry and prejudice.
    love n laughter

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    i found iranian girls very beautiful. There is something about them.
    I got flat tyre in the middle of Multan, pakistan. We stopped at one place but they told us they have no machine to do the job. After 10 minutes there was half of the population of Multan surrounding us. Same sort of questions. The only thing we wanted to do was change the bloody tyre and continue. There was problem with english as well. After few minutes we found a guy with a pickup, 50 dozen hands helped us to load the bike. We got to this guy who had a machine. He decided that he needs to go somewhere else to do the job. It doesn't matter just do it, but use no livers!! I had to take the wheel off. and there the problem started. 100 people watching your every move, staring at you with jaw dropped down. "it speaks, it walks on 2 legs, its white" i heard them talking in my mind. Move please I cannot breath! they move back just to squeeze again after 20 sec. After I have put the wheel back police came and asked us to go away as we are making an illegal gathering and this is dangerous welcome to middle east and asia. we are still a circus monkey for them. enjoy it though.
    I've been told by some man in India that you can make a circle around your bike, made of sand or stones and the crowd want crosse it!!did not try it though!
    I've been there, i've seen it but please enjoy every minute of your journey. I wish i was there eating miles.
    regards
    cyprys

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    persepolis and silk road hotel on two pictures right?

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    Joe keep em commin we're hangin on every word pal

    PS ... those 'dinner gals' look kina special

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    Greetings from a wet though not so cold UK. Great stuff as usual. Keep them coming.
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    I think I'm in love


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    I've gone orange 1290 SA

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    Hi Joe

    Great to hear from ye hope all is well with you and look forward to the write up and video when ye get it sorted.



    Schultz

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    Thanks lads here is a few more fotos
    here cyprys your right about the places,
    but i bet you cant name the girls

    these are of Orchha, India
    where i spent Christmas and NY

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    Is that 116,000kms or miles?

    How has the bike been so far? Any probs?

    Keep Rollin

    Trev
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    Quote Originally Posted by Italian Trev View Post
    Is that 116,000kms or miles?

    How has the bike been so far? Any probs?

    Keep Rollin

    Trev

    That be miles sir, but there is another 30,000 miles
    to go on that, thats me 2nd clock after crashing
    in Argentina couldnt get one with right mileage
    so got one that was 30,000 short.

    Theres 117,460miles know showing
    Break downs, problems with me moto not really
    I have all the break downs n problems for both of us
    Travel is fatal to hatred, bigotry and prejudice.
    love n laughter

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    Quote Originally Posted by the celt View Post
    Thanks lads here is a few more fotos
    here cyprys your right about the places,
    but i bet you cant name the girls

    these are of Orchha, India
    where i spent Christmas and NY



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    Good to see you're back on the road Joe, only just found this

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