Passports packed.
Local sheckles obtained at the post office.. got a good exchange rate too
Tyres kicked etc
Do they have shops in Oonyackistan or do we need to bring our own fire water
I was bringing a pannier full of beads mirrors and hatchets to trade with the locals 
Wot ..they got money in Oonyackistan
Just put my panniers on and getting out tent for the inevitable
( 2 faced TW@T , bless him )
Wobble , Weave and Crabalot
PS .............. Wave as you ride by
and listen to there bullshit and bragging while he sold bollocks and more bullshit to them , i only had to talk and keep a few people on there own kind of entertained 
It was his idea for me to lend it , he offered me it for the trip to Skye
Done him alot of big favours before including last week
I had to sit in a resturant with the social elite of Ripon
I'll see you on Sunday he said
Still waiting , not supprised , kind of one way realationship
He left for London on Squeezy Jet this morning
No message and phone switched of all weekend
( You Pretentious Mincing COCK )
PS , Ive had your wife and she said your crap
Meanwhile back at the ranch
ABS and Servo Meanded , borrowed a spare front wheel and i'll give it ago tomorrow
If to bad i can borrow a people carrier or a white van and a mattress
Prefer the bike though
Where you going to be Wednesday night
you can join in when we come past your gaff
You have a pound throwing title to defend
fecking yoyo made out of pound coins more like
It was his idea for me to lend it , he offered me it for the trip to Skye
Done him alot of big favours before including last week
I had to sit in a resturant with the social elite of Ripon
I'll see you on Sunday he said
Still waiting , not supprised , kind of one way realationship
He left for London on Squeezy Jet this morning
No message and phone switched of all weekend
( You Pretentious Mincing COCK )
PS , Ive had your wife and she said your crap
Meanwhile back at the ranch
ABS and Servo Meanded , borrowed a spare front wheel and i'll give it ago tomorrow
If to bad i can borrow a people carrier or a white van and a mattress
Prefer the bike though
Where you going to be Wednesday night
Thank christ you didnt buy the 'S' 
