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    Random Conversations from Kesh

    Me. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
    Kelley. 'CRASH!' Fukc! 'BANG!'
    Me. That you Chris ?
    Kelley. Shyeah mate.
    Me. What time is it ?
    Kelley. Chunno mate 'bout midnight.

    At that point I looked at my watch.

    Me. Chris you Numpty its 4-20 in the morning.
    Kelley. Is it ? Fukc, better get to sleep then wake me for Breakfast mate.
    Me. Good drink then ?
    Kelley. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ





    Think this sums up a cracking weekend

    CHEERSH

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    Sorry Al....

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    LOL



    Don't mention it marra !

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    Saturday morning at 3-40 the last four of us headed for bed as the road ride was starting at 10am. The bar was still open and the barman asked us if we wanted a nightcap before we retired.

    4-20am Sunday morning as Al says before we finished up. Feckin knackered today.

    Still, the craic was good.
    There are two opinions of the GS. There are those who have ridden one who think its fantastic and there are those who haven't who know its crap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aidan1150 View Post
    Saturday morning at 3-40 the last four of us headed for bed as the road ride was starting at 10am. The bar was still open and the barman asked us if we wanted a nightcap before we retired.

    4-20am Sunday morning as Al says before we finished up. Feckin knackered today.

    Still, the craic was good.
    I think I sobered up at about 2 this afternoon...

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    Chris looking into a cup of coffee at breakfast. "ah, anti-beer"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mort View Post
    Chris looking into a cup of coffee at breakfast. "ah, anti-beer"
    Brilliant.
    There are two opinions of the GS. There are those who have ridden one who think its fantastic and there are those who haven't who know its crap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronno View Post
    Then I remembered. He doesn't ride a GS. Therefore he aint at the sharp end of Dudeness...
    Quote Originally Posted by Wapping View Post
    'Where there's offence, there's brass'




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    various people;
    dont lift the bike Marc...
    Dont lift the Bike Marc...
    DONT lift the.... Crack!*

    me;
    owww!

    *my back.

    note to self;
    try Listening to people when they say things like that.
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    Anonymous: "Oh... the fly-plane will return....."

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    you dont often hear this...

    "coo! - put your hand inside his furry muff!"

    Mrs Og / Linda waxing (? !) lyrical about Rob / Shapeshifters Handlebar muffs.
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