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Thread: Belated Report of Keshing the Toad's Ass.

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    It then got in to pointing and shouting so we decided that discretion being the better part of valor we'd bugger off to bed.........

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    Time for

    Day two tomorrow.....
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    come on! more pleeze
    Perfekt ist nicht gut genug.

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    Can't wait for tomorrows instalment
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    Brilliant, more please

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toad View Post
    Time for

    Day two tomorrow.....
    C'mon .. more more more

    Should have enough by now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indecisive View Post
    C'mon .. more more more

    Should have enough by now
    Dan does need his beauty sleep
    Perfekt ist nicht gut genug.

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    Day two began......

    It was going to emerge with two familiar things. The first was the pointing at stuff, and the second was floaty things.

    Having got used to the idea of floaty water lumps of steel a nice man decided he was going to tell me about floaty water steel that also does floaty air

    I spent the day with him, and I'm still not convinced that all this "history" wasn't just the result of mind expanding drugs.

    The most important thing was to start the day with the possibly drug addled kind man doing some pointing.....



    He found pictures to support the floaty water/air steel theory, but I still suspect the drugs. He keeps putting this pipe in his mouth. It could be some kind of disguised bong.



    I felt the situation would be safest if I retreated to the safety within my hat....

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    This fantasy seemed quite well developed, so I suspect lots of drugs......

    He showed us where these fantasy floats where launched and maintained from....



    And where they put the juice in to make them go....



    There was a nice tunnel to keep little floaty things in too.

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    Our next stop threw the drug theory out of the window completely.

    You can't make this kind of stuff up, and the Church of Ireland cemetery, recently re-turfed within the Commonwealth War Graves area was a sobering and moving place.







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    Normal service was shortly restored with more fantastical stories about this being some kind of mess...



    I couldn't see any mess anywhere, except that which we'd made ourselves leaving noisy smelly motorbikes everywhere...



    We followed the other bikes up a hill and through some woods.



    We even followed some going up in reverse....

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    My gallant struggle prevented me having to collect the GSA from the bottom of the hill.....



    But the view was stunning.....





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    Not even spoiled by the dodgy company........

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    Nice wizz back down the hill...







    And someone had been playing dominos with the trees.

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    The nice man had spent all day pointing at stuff for us, and I was ashamed to have even considered my early drug theories.

    I was still suspicious of the pipe in his hand though



    Thanks Arthur for an excellent, educational, and enjoyable day.
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    These two however definitely looked like they were on drugs though........



    No comment on the Shapeshifting Robster......



    And I came away looking somewhat the worse for wear, but with loads of new shiny bits to put on the bike thanks to the raffle.....



    I had to retire for the night at this point...........Maybe it was me that needed the drugs
    2008 R1200GSA
    "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much" Oscar Wilde
    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe"Albert Einstein
    "Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius, and a lot of courage, to move in the opposite direction."Albert Einstein

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