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    A Story Of How No' Tae Drink Herbal Stuff Fae Germany

    ...or in other words: A wee story in pictures of Gathering of the Clans 2009, Ullapool.

    When I rode into town about 3.30 p.m., I quickly sussed that the twa eejits that are HRH and Robmack had "started early". It seemed that they had 1. vastly underestimated the power o' Jägermeister and 2. vastly overestimated their ability to drink it



    It didnae help matters when Floyd turned up wi' a miniature bottle of Chivas Regal.



    Flash Of The Gap was gettin' steamboats as well and some rotten bastard flung his shoe up into a tree. Whatton came to Flash's rescue and retrieved the shoe.



    Johnny and Rab continued drinkin' (and fallin' aboot pissed). I think Kev was a bit surprised at the nick they were in. He had a disapproving look on his face.



    At 5 p.m. Big Rab threw the towel in and retired to bed (after using the towel he'd just thrown in to mop up a few litres of Jägervomit aff his bedroom floor.

    Johnny decided to "Out-Bowzorn" Blowzorn and stake his claim to be the Maist Pished Tosser Ever At The Clans. This photo was ta'en at 5.15 (is there no' a Who song aboot bein' oot o' yer brain then?)



    A lot o' folk were devasted at the news that Johnny and Rab wouldnae be joining us for a meal and few refreshments: Klanky and Raboomdea and Floyd and Frau Ronno to name but a few.





    Desperate not to be outdone by a couple o' gadgies fae Skye, Flash (still fresh from his earlier run in wi' Messers Jägermeister and Chivas Regal, proceeded to get completely outsmarted by his own jacket.





    Aye. He's got it on upside doon

    Friday night was a nice combination of a crackin' fish supper, a pub crawl, a few drinks back at the campsite and fallin back intae the Bunkhoose at aroond 2 a.m.

    Amazin' what 15 hours in yer kip can do for a man



    Don't let the smile fool you, he had to cancel his Nae Fannies Run due to a fragile heid. He then set sail on his own aboot 11 a.m. on the Big Fanny Run

    Me and Frau Ronno had a run over to Gairloch. Crackin' roads up in this area. Here are a few borin' scenery shots for folk that like that sort of thing...











    Saturday night was some more o' the same (well, no' fae Johnny and Rab but you know what I mean...). As has already been mentioned on other posts, Ullapool was ideal for this type of gathering. I think we should go back there.




    Assorted Tossers on Saturday.



    I think they all bailed ootside to escape Den's ivory tinkerin'...



    Aye. Ullapool 2009 was a memorable event. Thanks to a'bidy who made the effort. Cheers.

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    excellent Ronno, so good I read it 5 times....
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    Quote Originally Posted by garfield View Post
    excellent Ronno, so good I read it 5 times....
    I was wondering if I'd been on the Jagermeister brew

    Looks like a cracking weekend

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    Quote Originally Posted by garfield View Post
    excellent Ronno, so good I read it 5 times....
    He's aw excited at posting pish taking photies the wee soul

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    I must still be pished from last night.

    I can see two of these threads.

    Getting better though cos 5 minutes ago I could see four.




    edit: I seem to have sobered up now...

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    Guid tae see ya hud a fell sober doo

    Weather must o been nae bad hopefully manage nixt year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by garfield View Post
    excellent Ronno, so good I read it 5 times....
    Quote Originally Posted by freeloader View Post
    I must still be pished from last night.

    I can see two of these threads.

    Getting better though cos 5 minutes ago I could see four.




    edit: I seem to have sobered up now...
    Beaten to it. Damn, and blast as well.

    Memo: read all previous posts before even thinking about posting.

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    Great Photos Ronno, Cheers.

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    Please tell me ah wizzny dae'in the FuKin birdie dance
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    Quote Originally Posted by robmack View Post
    Please tell me ah wizzny dae'in the FuKin birdie dance


    to a quick mince no less.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by robmack View Post
    Please tell me ah wizzny dae'in the FuKin birdie dance
    Rab....







    ..you wur daen the Birdie Dance

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    Quote Originally Posted by robmack View Post
    Please tell me ah wizzny dae'in the FuKin birdie dance
    Birdie dance or no...



    ...it was good o' you to buy me brekkie on Sunday mornin'.

    Cheers Rab!




    (Still think their customer segregation policy's a bit odd though. )

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    Glad use all had a good weekend, , while you guys have been pissing it up and enjoying urselfs, this is what ive been looking at all weekend.


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    That's looking like fog on crew change day

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    They wouldnt let you on the rig then ...... ..........
    Tis better to have loved a short girl than to have never loved atall.

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    looks like ye's a had a great time onyackonyackonyack

    seek that ah've missed it

    Johnny got pished early

    nice tae see Rab as photogenic as aywiys ,


    crakin photies as usual

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