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    Quotes from this years Hog bash

    While talking to a Tosserette on Sunday morning:-

    This is my daughter *****, she's a HogRaost virgin but she's not a virgin anymore..
    As if that didn't sound bad enough her next sentence almost had me choking...

    At least she didn't get spit roasted


    Ahhh the beauty of rare innocence

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    These have already been posted on other threads but here goes.

    Ash, "you boys are full of Tosstesterone"

    David James (i Think) "Hoy, J Y Kelly"

    And when I met a bloke in the bogs, "What, you're Mort? hahahaha" then he left.......fair point when I think about it

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    "The Dutchmans drunk, passed out in the car and locked himself in"

    Me

    "What can I do?"

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    "Give me a fag, my spare packets in the car"


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    She's a laydeh...........
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    about Steptoe`s fire breathing,

    " thats not very good"

    about the raffle

    " not much in there if you don`t ride a motorbike"

    others " the tea urn is out of water "

    " theres no tea bags or coffee "

    " what times breakfast served "

    " I thought you were providing prostitutes "

    " How come Proffs here "

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    John Plane ( for the 50th time during the evening - "Did you know I've been in Spain painting my mates wifes restaurant "

    And various people trying to answer the most important question in the world that had everyone stumped for 20 minutes -
    Who was the unfunny comedian that used to ride on a ostrich ? Rod Hull. Ken Dodd. Orville etc etc etc .
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    Sids mate to the band,

    ""what sort of music do you play"

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    Lolgeoff, on being asked if he'd like a pint by John Plane......

    'No thanks mate, I'm going to have a nice cup of tea'




    Mind you, he does ride a 650
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    Darkhorse Dave " my round "
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    att

    " Where`s the pig"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steptoe View Post
    Darkhorse Dave " my round "
    he brought me one just before that smell


    tonights quote that atts an all right fellow

    always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by STUBBS View Post
    just before that smell

    Thats was Skippy - soon to be renamed "shitty"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steptoe View Post
    And various people trying to answer the most important question in the world that had everyone stumped for 20 minutes -
    Who was the unfunny comedian that used to ride on a ostrich ? Rod Hull. Ken Dodd. Orville etc etc etc .
    How could anyone forget Bernie Clifton????!!!!


    For me, the most memorable tale of the weekend came from Lo-IQ.
    Chad, Alan, Att & myself were rendered completely dumbstruck just like this and still he kept on talking.
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    Then I remembered. He doesn't ride a GS. Therefore he aint at the sharp end of Dudeness...
    Quote Originally Posted by Wapping View Post
    'Where there's offence, there's brass'




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    I had several moments like that...


    after proff's cider/ scrumpy jesus that stuff should carry a health warning

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lo-IQ View Post
    I had several moments like that...


    after proff's cider/ scrumpy jesus that stuff should carry a health warning
    We did tell you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ronno View Post
    Then I remembered. He doesn't ride a GS. Therefore he aint at the sharp end of Dudeness...
    Quote Originally Posted by Wapping View Post
    'Where there's offence, there's brass'




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    Quote Originally Posted by Lo-IQ View Post
    I had several moments like that...


    after proff's cider/ scrumpy jesus that stuff should carry a health warning
    I lost count of the number of times you said 'You dutty dutty bastid'

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