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    Quote Originally Posted by brassmonkey001 View Post
    We did tell you.
    after I drank it bit kin late then.

    anyway could have been worse I could have started dancing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lo-IQ View Post
    after I drank it bit kin late then.

    anyway could have been worse I could have started dancing

    You did....and I have the photos to prove it

    Used notes will do, Mr Travolta
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lo-IQ View Post
    after I drank it bit kin late then.

    anyway could have been worse I could have started dancing
    Young man, there's no need to feel down......
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    Then I remembered. He doesn't ride a GS. Therefore he aint at the sharp end of Dudeness...
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    'Where there's offence, there's brass'




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    won't come as a surprise to anyone who knows me, I got albums full of me in various states of *ooked-ness

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    A young lad riding a bike unday morning ran past Paul BHT, Lucy, Brassmonkey and myself shouting '' some bloke just gave me some money and wants me to do something for him!!!''

    Emptiness is the starting point - In order to taste my cup of water you must first empty your cup. My friend , drop all your preconceived fixed ideas and be neutral. Do you know why this cup is so useful? Because it is EMPTY.....

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    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! (every time a 'standee' rode in)

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    Mad Mountain Man to me after I arrived back from the off-road ride on Saturday:

    "You look f**king stupid on that bike"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fanum View Post
    Lolgeoff, on being asked if he'd like a pint by John Plane......

    'No thanks mate, I'm going to have a nice cup of tea'




    Mind you, he does ride a 650
    Oh you want to play tough do ya?

    Here's one then....

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    Quote Originally Posted by LOLGEOFF View Post
    Oh you want to play tough do ya?

    Here's one then....

    Fanum " Can I borrow your bike Ash? I'll look after it..."
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    Talking Thasfunny!

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    Darkhorse Dave " my round "
    Still reckon he was the guilty one though!

    Very poorly indeed I'd say.

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    Hmmm, maybe it wasn't DHD!

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    Thats was Skippy - soon to be renamed "shitty"
    Deny it all you want.... we know the true perp don't we......Mr Steptoe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LOLGEOFF View Post
    Oh you want to play tough do ya?

    Here's one then....

    Fanum " Can I borrow your bike Ash? I'll look after it..."


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    ON A SERIOUS NOTE-
    I get so many great offers of help [thank you all].
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    the others he made are way beyond anything i would of ever expected from people i know let alone an old Grey/ginger geezer i had never met.

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    Can`t remember the exact context, but there were several rebel rouser present, like Burton, Kelly, Beetle, Norm, Mort......It was something about being in prison and how bad the food was, and somebody piped up, "yeah, but the sex was good!!"
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    When me and SkyGod swapped bikes during Saturdays ride we exchanged the usual comments but the best qotes was a warning to each other, "What ever you do, DON't get my bike clean!"


    A great quote from Mike Wilkins after showing us his "instant erection" tent. "I'll have this packed up in no time".

    ACF50 man "Sure, I'll clean your bike. Might take me a while though"

    Proff "No Sid, you can't have any more Calvados tonight"

    My mate Simon (who has no interest in bikes), "that talk from Austin Vince was worth the entry price on its own"

    Nick Plumb from Touratech "Just email me during the week and I'll send you a replacement Free of Charge."

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    Quote Originally Posted by att View Post
    Can`t remember the exact context, but there were several rebel rouser present, like Burton, Kelly, Beetle, Norm, Mort......It was something about being in prison and how bad the food was, and somebody piped up, "yeah, but the sex was good!!"
    .....I remember that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by brassmonkey001 View Post
    How could anyone forget Bernie Clifton????!!!!


    For me, the most memorable tale of the weekend came from Lo-IQ.
    Chad, Alan, Att & myself were rendered completely dumbstruck just like this and still he kept on talking.

    to right im still waking up screaming at the image he portrayed
    Dont Bogart that joint my friend, pass it over to me

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