Page 3 of 4 FirstFirst 1234 LastLast
Results 33 to 48 of 63

Thread: Quotes from this years Hog bash

  1. #33
    Toubab Click here to find out how to Subscribe
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    Secure unit 2
    Posts
    49,336
    Quote Originally Posted by chad View Post
    to right im still waking up screaming at the image he portrayed
    Talking of which.......
    You'll have to come a bit closer next time Chad.....I'm sure what you said was worthy of inclusion here but I still missed it

    सत्यमेव जयते


  2. #34
    Subscriber Click here to find out how to Subscribe
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    wickford essex
    Posts
    11,303
    Quote Originally Posted by Fanum View Post
    Talking of which.......
    You'll have to come a bit closer next time Chad.....I'm sure what you said was worthy of inclusion here but I still missed it


    only a mod could get away with posting such a horrific pic


    Dont Bogart that joint my friend, pass it over to me

  3. #35
    Subscriber Click here to find out how to Subscribe
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Darkest Surrey
    Posts
    19,400
    holy shit that's scared me...

    how much of that rum did you neck? while I was a good couple of turns past shit faced you where catching me fast towards the end.

  4. #36
    Subscriber Click here to find out how to Subscribe
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    Stoke on Trent
    Posts
    11,940
    Two the stick in my mind was Lo-iq saying "you dirty bast*rd" every 2 minutes and the rest of us looking at each other not knowing what to say

    The other one was the young Touratat salesman. Bakerlonglegs asked what tank was on the black 650 (TT39), reply came back "not sure"

    Fat blokes bounce better

    "The human race is being overun by muppets, it's like fraggle f*ckin rock down here!!!"

    flipfly - Dec 2012

  5. #37
    Subscriber Click here to find out how to Subscribe
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    wickford essex
    Posts
    11,303
    Quote Originally Posted by Lo-IQ View Post
    holy shit that's scared me...

    how much of that rum did you neck? while I was a good couple of turns past shit faced you where catching me fast towards the end.
    feckin right i had catching up to do

    though you are disturbed of the mind your also a funny fecker
    Dont Bogart that joint my friend, pass it over to me

  6. #38
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Forest of Dean
    Posts
    8,407
    This must be edging on NWS, posting pics like that, what if a kiddie saw it?

  7. #39
    Subscriber Click here to find out how to Subscribe
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Darkest Surrey
    Posts
    19,400
    as Pink put it "he looks really normal......!"

    the beauty of my disturbed mind is a wonder to behold...

  8. #40
    Subscriber Click here to find out how to Subscribe
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Darkest Surrey
    Posts
    19,400
    One of them did the most god awful fart.... so bad infact that the straw bales melted and mutley fell off the end.

    Proff's "cider" should just have have a skull and crossbones on it, jesus christ I knew things where turning bad when I face went numb

  9. #41
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Svalbard
    Posts
    901
    Quote Originally Posted by Fanum View Post
    Lolgeoff, on being asked if he'd like a pint by John Plane......

    'No thanks mate, I'm going to have a nice cup of tea'




    Mind you, he does ride a 650
    but at least he rode to the hograost

  10. #42
    Subscriber Click here to find out how to Subscribe
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Location
    Chislehurst Borders (According to the estate agent)
    Posts
    10,451
    Quote Originally Posted by pint7x View Post
    but at least he rode to the hograost
    And a very wise move that was too

  11. #43
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Newcastle upon Tyne
    Posts
    2,754
    Two I remember.....


    (Might have been) Mort "I just heard that Bernie Cliftons' Dead........"
    (Might have been) JY Kelley "Did he fall of that Ostrich?"


    Mrs Baps " If any of you old perverts are giving my daughter a hard time you'll have me to deal with first"
    Congregation " YAY "



    I honestly spent the whole weekend laughing.....Thanks gents

  12. #44
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Newcastle upon Tyne
    Posts
    2,754
    Quote Originally Posted by Fanum View Post

    Why has Whatton got a hold of that girls ankle ?

  13. #45
    Subscriber Click here to find out how to Subscribe
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    North, London, England
    Posts
    4,169
    Quote Originally Posted by Steptoe View Post
    Darkhorse Dave " my round "
    what you saying

  14. #46
    Deleted account W
    Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Beetle2112 View Post
    (Might have been) Mort "I just heard that Bernie Cliftons' Dead........"
    (Might have been) JY Kelley "Did he fall of that Ostrich?"
    The rumour of his death was my fault I'm afraid. I went in the bar and saw him on the telly. I assumed he'd died as I couldn't think of any other reason for him to be shown.

    I just couldn't remember his name. That took a while to find out.

    It now apears he's in an advert at the moment and not nearly as dead as I thought

  15. #47
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Newcastle upon Tyne
    Posts
    2,754
    Quote Originally Posted by Whatton View Post
    The rumour of his death was my fault I'm afraid. I went in the bar and saw him on the telly. I assumed he'd died as I couldn't think of any other reason for him to be shown.

    I just couldn't remember his name. That took a while to find out.

    It now apears he's in an advert at the moment and not nearly as dead as I thought
    You Numpty..... You'll be telling me that Michael Jacksons dead next

  16. #48
    Subscriber Click here to find out how to Subscribe
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Location
    Chislehurst Borders (According to the estate agent)
    Posts
    10,451
    Quote Originally Posted by darkhorse View Post
    what you saying
    Are they saying it's a rare thing you getting a round in

    sounds most unlike you

Page 3 of 4 FirstFirst 1234 LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Anyone attending a Ride Out or Event organised through the UKGSer Forums does so at their own risk.
UKGSer.com or anyone organising an event posted here will not be held responsible in any way for damage or personal injury sustained while attending any such events.

Members attending any such event do so at their own risk.

The text, images, graphics, sound files, animation files, video files, and their arrangement on this Website are all subject to copyright and other intellectual property protection. These objects may not be copied for commercial use or distribution, nor may these objects be modified or reposted to other sites without prior written permission.

Disclaimer: Use or depiction of the BMW logo or trademark throughout this web site is for illustrative and editorial purposes only, and to the benefit of the trademark owner, with no intention of infringement of the trademark.

The UKGSer Forums may include adult content for which it cannot be held responsible. Your use of this website constitutes acceptance of the UKGSER network privacy policy

"Its about being a grown up hooligan - and if that means a dark visor, remus open pipe and a bit of speeding out of town then all well and good"