Quotes from this years Hog bash

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While talking to a Tosserette on Sunday morning:-

This is my daughter *****, she's a HogRaost virgin but she's not a virgin anymore..

As if that didn't sound bad enough her next sentence almost had me choking...

At least she didn't get spit roasted
:eek::eek::D:D

Ahhh the beauty of rare innocence :comfort
 
These have already been posted on other threads but here goes.

Ash, "you boys are full of Tosstesterone"

David James (i Think) "Hoy, J Y Kelly"

And when I met a bloke in the bogs, "What, you're Mort? hahahaha" then he left.......fair point when I think about it:rolleyes:
 
Fanum to me

"The Dutchmans drunk, passed out in the car and locked himself in"

Me

"What can I do?"

Fanum

"Give me a fag, my spare packets in the car"

:blast
 
about Steptoe`s fire breathing,

" thats not very good" :eek:

about the raffle

" not much in there if you don`t ride a motorbike" :eek:

others " the tea urn is out of water "

" theres no tea bags or coffee "

" what times breakfast served "

" I thought you were providing prostitutes "

" How come Proffs here "
 
John Plane ( for the 50th time during the evening - "Did you know I've been in Spain painting my mates wifes restaurant "

And various people trying to answer the most important question in the world that had everyone stumped for 20 minutes -
Who was the unfunny comedian that used to ride on a ostrich ? Rod Hull. Ken Dodd. Orville etc etc etc .
 
Lolgeoff, on being asked if he'd like a pint by John Plane......

'No thanks mate, I'm going to have a nice cup of tea'

:blast


Mind you, he does ride a 650 :augie
 
And various people trying to answer the most important question in the world that had everyone stumped for 20 minutes -
Who was the unfunny comedian that used to ride on a ostrich ? Rod Hull. Ken Dodd. Orville etc etc etc .

How could anyone forget Bernie Clifton????!!!!


For me, the most memorable tale of the weekend came from Lo-IQ.
Chad, Alan, Att & myself were rendered completely dumbstruck just like this :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: and still he kept on talking. :eek
 
I had several moments like that...:augie


after proff's cider/ scrumpy jesus that stuff should carry a health warning
 
I had several moments like that...:augie


after proff's cider/ scrumpy jesus that stuff should carry a health warning

I lost count of the number of times you said 'You dutty dutty bastid'

:D
 
won't come as a surprise to anyone who knows me, I got albums full of me in various states of *ooked-ness
 


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