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    Some quotes from the weekend

    I'd post some up but I couldn't understand a word anyone was saying.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ronno View Post
    Then I remembered. He doesn't ride a GS. Therefore he aint at the sharp end of Dudeness...
    Quote Originally Posted by Wapping View Post
    'Where there's offence, there's brass'




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    Quote Originally Posted by brassmonkey001 View Post
    I'd post some up but I couldn't understand a word anyone was saying.
    Whey man, what ya taakin aboot, ah neva said out aboot nowt me like.

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    Eh?

    I think I'll try one of those purr ciders.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ronno View Post
    Then I remembered. He doesn't ride a GS. Therefore he aint at the sharp end of Dudeness...
    Quote Originally Posted by Wapping View Post
    'Where there's offence, there's brass'




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    you ll need to take one of thoose universal translators next time

    always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else.

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    or a babal fish

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    "I can't find me dongle."
    "Can ye no use a bent coathanger instead?"
    Quote Originally Posted by Ronno View Post
    Then I remembered. He doesn't ride a GS. Therefore he aint at the sharp end of Dudeness...
    Quote Originally Posted by Wapping View Post
    'Where there's offence, there's brass'




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    Quotes from weekend as requested.

    " Im going to steal a bed in your bunkhouse to get away from Jamies snoring"
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    Quote from Mutley. " That f***in bas***d needs killed. Will we kill him "

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    Quote from JB. "We went into Settle for some food" ...." but all we bought was travel coathangers and pot scourers .. and laces"

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    Quote from me. Is Brassmonkey here?"

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    Sunday morning, from within a nearby tent:

    "Is that noise rain?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisKelley View Post
    Sunday morning, from within a nearby tent:

    "Is that noise rain?"

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    Dont Bogart that joint my friend, pass it over to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by brassmonkey001 View Post
    "I can't find me dongle."
    "Can ye no use a bent coathanger instead?"
    Found it now, in my wash bag

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    Muttley on Saturday night:

    "My HOG Chapter don't call me Muttley any more, they call me Backmarker"

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    "HOG UK is like the GS Club, HD Riders Group is like UKGSer, I'm joining them next year and leaving the HOG's"

    Sir James to Mrs Muttley:

    "My Nans got a toilet seat cover just like your jacket"


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    "Oh bugger"



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    "She had a face like a plasterers radio."
    Quote Originally Posted by Ronno View Post
    Then I remembered. He doesn't ride a GS. Therefore he aint at the sharp end of Dudeness...
    Quote Originally Posted by Wapping View Post
    'Where there's offence, there's brass'




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    Me - two purr ciders please

    Barman - sorry ?

    Me - two purr ciders please

    Barman - sorry ?

    Me - two purr ciders please

    Barman - sorry ?

    Me - two purr ciders please

    Barman - sorry ?



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    Something about Nettle Stings, Mort's dog, Mrs Mort's moisturiser and it still tasting like dog
    "You haven't really traveled until you've gone back home"

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