turnip.... Oye liiiiiiiiike thaaaaart....
Ok guys you got me I.M in for the bucks.......hey anyway I've a good 12 quids worth of info today anyway........shy*t just realized I ain't slurrrrrring the words anymore.......it must the talk of spending some dosh......or could be that the bottles empty and its another new day........talking of new day look out your window guys its a bl**dy fantastic full moon....
Anyway that's as maybe.........who,where,when and how do I pay my spondolers
Hey you nearly got me there......I know what you were doing all of you.........you were trying to catch me whilst my guard was down.......whilst I was under the influence of the Glorious Glava......I have my reputation to preserve you know.........Christ I am from Yorkshire, and it takes alot of 'chewin the fat' and 'contemplating of ones navel' to blow financial caution to the wind and spend twelve whole quid in one go.........
Well dear ladies and gentlemen I have consulted the committee of elder Scarecrows....I actually called an extraordinary meeting for 3.37 this morning (most of the Scarecrows of Yorkshire turned up even those guarding a field of ripe spring barley from down Sheriff Hutton way...I was impressed with their tenacity and commitment for coming such a long way at such short notice) anyway after much debate and debarcle the general concenus of opinion was that I should consider this £12 commitment with a large degree of caution.........Jesus it is whole shed load of dosh to us you know......
What else could I purchase with such an extravegent bond.....well, 50 grammes of Golden Virginia or a medium sized bottle of the Glorious Glava immediatly sprung to mind....or even 32 rolls of loo paper.........or 1 decent pair of worm woolly socks for Mongolia......
As I sit here now soberly in the cold light of day for a 12 Quid breach of my moth eaten wallet I ask myself.........
1. Am I willing to forego my simple pleasures in life?????.......
2. Am I willing to cut up neat squares of 'The Yorkshire Post' and the 'Northern Echo' newpapers and hang them on used baler twine for use in the loo for the next two months ????......
3. Am I wiling to get frostbite in my extremeties in the far reaches of Outer Mongolia.???:
Decisions Decisions Decisions
Will you ever know what I have decided to do???????
you get a passport for the shots
if you want a list of things search out my trans mongolia thread it'll give you loads of info.
lots in of usful stuff and lots of crap too... best I could do at the time.
your not an agrophobic trying to make friends are you?
hahahaha I read that as picnic attacks.
will have alook and fine the thread