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    New Band

    Following the shower of shite band that was on last year, Syco has decided to employ some far more melodic entertainment for Saturday night.

    I shall be performing with my new band in which I will mostly be singing and playing a bit of guitar.

    The volume will not be as loud as last year, so you oldies can relax inside without the noise.

    The drummer is a very accomplished player as is the bass player and guitarist. I will, however, be as W**K as ever

    No name for the band yet, any ideas????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flipfly View Post

    The drummer is a very accomplished player
    Unlike that fat fecker in the last band who was shite
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    No name for the band yet, any ideas???? -
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt Bilco View Post
    Unlike that fat fecker in the last band who was shite
    Now that's a bit harsh

    True, but harsh

    Fat blokes bounce better

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    ... Mindless Violence & the Screaming Pirellis
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    On the contrary, it will prevent them from losing that bright madness of which they are proud."

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    Chocolate Starfish and The Sphinkter Stretchers ........

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    Fatman Turner Overdrive ?






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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir James of Quorndon View Post
    Chocolate Starfish and The Sphinkter Stretchers ........
    Great name LOL it made me laugh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill-H View Post
    Fatman Turner Overdrive ?






    I thought it but was too polite to say it.
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    Then I remembered. He doesn't ride a GS. Therefore he aint at the sharp end of Dudeness...
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    'Where there's offence, there's brass'




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    Quote Originally Posted by brassmonkey001 View Post
    I thought it but was too polite to say it.
    My initial thoughts were the same, but I reasoned that it would be ok to post as he has a thick skin
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill-H View Post
    My initial thoughts were the same, but I reasoned that it would be ok to post as he has a thick skin
    You just don't know when to stop digging, do you?
    Quote Originally Posted by Ronno View Post
    Then I remembered. He doesn't ride a GS. Therefore he aint at the sharp end of Dudeness...
    Quote Originally Posted by Wapping View Post
    'Where there's offence, there's brass'




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    I always thought "The Gnomes Of Excrement" would make a good band name.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ronno View Post
    Then I remembered. He doesn't ride a GS. Therefore he aint at the sharp end of Dudeness...
    Quote Originally Posted by Wapping View Post
    'Where there's offence, there's brass'




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    If your band is shit Phil I`m going to slowly peel your face of and wear it as a mask as I rape you!




    A little harsh I know but I do think you need the motivation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flipfly View Post
    Following Johanthan Ross leaving the BBC...We have sold the piano ...

    I shall be performing with my new band Three poofs and a fat fella on guitar I shall be mincing around stage like a big gay bear .
    Keep it up Flip... Robbie Williams found fame and he's a fat fecker from Stoke


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