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    The roads up here are currently being washed clean for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toad View Post
    Remember that this is at The Hand......

    So, you'll wake up in a run down pokey room, with a luke warm shower, and back ache from a mattress that's almost as old as the hotel.

    You'll have long walk down tired corridors and creaky staircases.

    You'll have to pass through the bar, unsticking your feet from the carpet with every step.

    Finally you've made it to the dining room where a helpful but hopeless Polish teenager will point you at limp tastlesss bacon and toast that went cold several hours earlier.....

    Let's face it, it's hardly the Ritz.......

    Still - It'll be great at my B&B
    Ahhhh yes the B+B experience hardcore camping with a twist, 7 years of skin and hair under the bed, sheets crawling with mites and scabies washed in Febreze, spy-holes in the walls and ceiling, communal shower armpit high in black mould, car-boot bacon and eggs for brekky the bread with a 3 year shelflife, doilies on every surface, dining room come lounge come reception covered in cat and dog hairs, tasteful family photos on the sideboard, that boiled cabbage smell that lingers on the stairs. Your host stooped over wringing their hands with 6 nails in the front door so you can’t escape payment. Priceless.
    Dont knock on my door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart H View Post
    The roads up here are currently being washed clean for you

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    Dont knock on my door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WOODY View Post
    cool wouldn't want my bike to get dirty
    You're taking your bike? I'd take the car if I were you

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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidJames View Post
    You're taking your bike? I'd take the car if I were you
    Shhhhhhh that's always been plan A
    Dont knock on my door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WOODY View Post
    That picture is a Kodak moment......etched in my mind forever...perfect and priceless
    I still laugh regularly at that moment . And can just picture the huge airtex knickers hanging up to dry in the kitchen.

    What breed of dog was it ?.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WOODY View Post
    Ahhhh yes the B+B experience hardcore camping with a twist, 7 years of skin and hair under the bed, sheets crawling with mites and scabies washed in Febreze, spy-holes in the walls and ceiling, communal shower armpit high in black mould, car-boot bacon and eggs for brekky the bread with a 3 year shelflife, doilies on every surface, dining room come lounge come reception covered in cat and dog hairs, tasteful family photos on the sideboard, that boiled cabbage smell that lingers on the stairs. Your host stooped over wringing their hands with 6 nails in the front door so you can’t escape payment. Priceless.
    Polyester sheets and nylon bedspreads, with the odd pubic hair caught in the material.
    All your BMW servicing needs at the .gsshop.biz, including 1200 models

    Recommended as an "excellent independant" in Ride magazine 2009.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steptoe View Post
    I still laugh regularly at that moment . And can just picture the huge airtex knickers hanging up to dry in the kitchen.

    What breed of dog was it ?.
    A Westie but the oversized ass breed
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    Dont knock on my door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steptoe View Post
    Polyester sheets and nylon bedspreads, with the odd pubic hair caught in the material.
    Yes the smell of head sweat impregnated in the pillows.
    Dont knock on my door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WOODY View Post
    A Westie but the oversized ass breed
    Ahh yes. The nice contrast of white hair and huge brown ringpiece.
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