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    CIVIL TOURS Inc .

    It wasnt a last minute decision to go , but i wasnt sure ,
    i have to work these days , which doesnt sit well.
    On announcement of departure everyone wanted to go ,
    so we were going to take this ,, But the price of the Ferry put and end to that idea . I couldnt see a "" Tossers Tour "" being that profitable.......
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    Seein an How as i would be travellin by Moto , i had one seat Available
    so a Worthy companion was sought ,,
    Billie had here Barbie FAce on , so she won the Watch .........


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    Food was the next thought , Billies a growin Girl , and she likes
    er Grub !
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    CIVIL TOURS Inc .

    On Arrival , in Wales , we met a strange being ! ! ! ! !
    I couldnt figure out who this Man was , He said he was Elvis ,
    for the life of me , i couldnt see a resemblance , but Billie had a
    few bottles of Tiger Beer , and reckons she did.......

    I threatened Violence , and he admitted he was in Actual FACT
    a SEX GOD ! ! ! whose all shook up ! ! !
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    A Civil view of the Natives !

    A quick wander roun the toon , threw up a few of the Natives
    , not being hostile i decided to join in ,,,,,
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    In the same establishment we encountered a coupla ""AIRHEADS""Name:  AIRHEADS .JPG
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    In another corner , were a rag n bone man ,
    He claimed he was Steptoe , and he had his son tag along ,,
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    On the Saturday .

    We went for a Spin ,
    And for the first time in my life , { i jest not }
    I bought a parking ticket !
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    SAT EVENING

    Someone forgot to Turn off the Taps ,
    All were Jolly , in an Airhead sorta way ?
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    There was one woman , who was acting quite suspicious ,
    I reckon she was Stalking me , and wanted my Body ,,,
    Probably for SEX
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    Late on , Saturday night , there was a pecking sound coming from the
    car park . Thinking it may well be a damsel in distress , i rushed outside
    only to see this harmless peckerless woody
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    Many thanks Paul & {Lucy {for the Sexual Favours }
    Yet another great weekend , Made great by all who were in attendance
    And most certaintly not dulled by the " Begrudgers ".

    Roll ,on another uk GS er weekend.

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    always good to see you and your daughter Billie
    Perfekt ist nicht gut genug.

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    Enjoyed your company & your humour...Good luck to you Sir...

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    Quote Originally Posted by the civil one View Post
    We went for a Spin ,
    And for the first time in my life , { i jest not }
    I bought a parking ticket !

    You actually spent somethin
    blobbs

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    Can't see any photos??

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    You are in soooooo much trouble
    Stan says she would be annoyed but she cant read what you wrote because of your accent
    My other bike is ........... in pieces

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    Quote Originally Posted by abrasion View Post
    You are in soooooo much trouble
    Stan says she would be annoyed but she cant read what you wrote because of your accent
    Made oi Larf tha Did .



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    Quote Originally Posted by blobbs View Post
    You actually spent somethin

    Aye , it was £3.90 too !

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