CIVIL TOURS Inc .

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It wasnt a last minute decision to go , but i wasnt sure ,
i have to work these days , which doesnt sit well.
On announcement of departure everyone wanted to go ,
so we were going to take this ,, But the price of the Ferry put and end to that idea . I couldnt see a "" Tossers Tour "" being that profitable.......
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Seein an How as i would be travellin by Moto , i had one seat Available
so a Worthy companion was sought ,,
Billie had here Barbie FAce on , so she won the Watch .........


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Food was the next thought , Billies a growin Girl , and she likes
er Grub !
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On Arrival , in Wales , we met a strange being ! ! ! ! !
I couldnt figure out who this Man was , He said he was Elvis ,
for the life of me , i couldnt see a resemblance , but Billie had a
few bottles of Tiger Beer , and reckons she did.......

I threatened Violence , and he admitted he was in Actual FACT
a SEX GOD ! ! ! whose all shook up ! ! !
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Personally i think he is SHAMELESS .JPG
 
A Civil view of the Natives !

A quick wander roun the toon , threw up a few of the Natives
, not being hostile i decided to join in ,,,,,
In the Corner were "" THE USUAL SUSPECTS "" HOLLIGANS IN THE CORNER.JPG

In the same establishment we encountered a coupla ""AIRHEADS""AIRHEADS .JPG

In another corner , were a rag n bone man ,
He claimed he was Steptoe , and he had his son tag along ,,
just for the educational value ,of a flirt wey the nativesSTEPTOE & SON.JPG
 
On the Saturday .

We went for a Spin ,
And for the first time in my life , { i jest not }
I bought a parking ticket !
 

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SAT EVENING

Someone forgot to Turn off the Taps ,
All were Jolly , in an Airhead sorta way ?
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There was one woman , who was acting quite suspicious ,
I reckon she was Stalking me , and wanted my Body ,,,
Probably for SEX
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Late on , Saturday night , there was a pecking sound coming from the
car park . Thinking it may well be a damsel in distress , i rushed outside
only to see this harmless peckerless woody
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Many thanks Paul & {Lucy {for the Sexual Favours }
Yet another great weekend , Made great by all who were in attendance
And most certaintly not dulled by the " Begrudgers ".

Roll ,on another uk GS er weekend.
 
:clap :clap :clap :blast :D :D
always good to see you and your daughter Billie
:kissy2
 
You are in soooooo much trouble :D
Stan says she would be annoyed but she cant read what you wrote because of your accent :D
 


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