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Thread: A.L.F. Airhead Liberation Front.....or Alien Life Forms ????

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    A.L.F. Airhead Liberation Front.....or Alien Life Forms ????

    A hushed silence broke the noise of conversation and workshop activity in the impressive 'Bike Barn' at the tranquil and picturesque home of a gentlemanly BMW Airhead owner.

    Conversation stopped.

    The clatter of spanners and the ratchet sound of socket sets stopped.

    All was quiet.

    Spookily quiet.

    Eeerily quiet.

    The as yet invisible presence of something unusual could be felt in the air.

    A tangible air of anticipation and excitement..........




    SUDDENLY .... Their leader hove into view !!!!!!



    An all enveloping smell of ammonia filled the Bike Barn.
    People screamed...people gasped...people choked.
    Shrieks were heard....shouts....calls.....cries !!

    AND THEN...one by one....slowly but surely....numerous other mysterious but 'lesser beings' (denoted by their blue headcovers) appeared...........and formated on their foul smelling leader.





    Was it an attack by terrorists??
    Was it an invasion from outer space??

    You tell me.....


    Alien Life Forms

    OR

    AIRHEAD LIBERATION FRONT !!!


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    Quality !!
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    Now that the members of the ALF have dispersed throughout our green and pleasent land.. where will they show up next?

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    A positive post ! A breath of fresh air

    thank you sir
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    I don't have to get on a ferry to see men in dark glasses and balaclavas ffs!

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    How childish!


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    Excellent, sums up the spirit perfectly

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    flipfly - Dec 2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunder View Post
    I don't have to get on a ferry to see men in dark glasses and balaclavas ffs!
    Dont Bogart that joint my friend, pass it over to me

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    I would like to say that I was not in attendance when this announcement of
    "para" allegiance to a motorcycle. Also if I had know this was taking place I would have raised my concerns.
    This is not doing our group of Airhead owners any good at all
    More will want to come next year
    Can I book my space for next year and was there any truth of another gathering before the end of this year

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    Excellent, but what you cant see in this "still" photo is the mass showing of the secret tosser sign, disguised as a raised fist.

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    Roger looks like he should be part of a British expedition to the North pole

    We gotta have ALF stickers with a cool logo for the bikes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob Farmer View Post
    Roger looks like he should be part of a British expedition to the North pole

    We gotta have ALF stickers with a cool logo for the bikes

    Fat blokes bounce better

    "The human race is being overun by muppets, it's like fraggle f*ckin rock down here!!!"

    flipfly - Dec 2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickDB1 View Post
    I would like to say that I was not in attendance when this announcement of
    "para" allegiance to a motorcycle.
    Surely this should be "para" or "mono"
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    That's you Tarks, third from the left. I'd know that grin anywhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MMC View Post
    That's you Tarks, third from the left. I'd know that grin anywhere.


    Blooming good detective work there,mate.
    Bicycle riders.....Darwin's very own speed bumps.

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