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    Overheard at the Hoggity

    Mort: 'I love you'
    Gail: 'Thanks sweetheart, thats nice'
    Mort: '.... I was talking to my bike......'


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    That did make me smile....also.

    Mort: "Make me a bacon sandwich or I'll smash your face in.."
    Gail: "Oh yeah?"
    Mort: "Sorry love I was trying to look big in front of my mates"

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    'Not egg'

    closely followed by watching the thing that goes pink and cries go pink and indeed, start crying

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fanum View Post
    'Not egg'

    closely followed by watching the thing that goes pink and cries go pink and indeed, start crying

    At least 3 times


    Egg :

    Not Egg :

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    In the queue for the Hog Raost .... Gasboy's better half ( Janet ) said to me

    'Do you want some head?'

    Best offer I had all weekend

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamD View Post
    At least 3 times


    Egg :

    Not Egg :
    but then.....

    Also not egg;



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    Quote Originally Posted by Fanum View Post
    but then.....

    Also not egg;




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    Flipfly (overhead in Emma's (the local barmaid that Toad bought with him ) tent): I have a little round one, it's not that thick though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryn View Post
    In the queue for the Hog Raost .... Gasboy's better half ( Janet ) said to me

    'Do you want some head?'

    Best offer I had all weekend
    Witness for the prosecution right here

    A bit public but we're all friends right?

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