Beetle2112 Registered user Joined Jun 7, 2008 Messages 2,710 Reaction score 0 Location Newcastle upon Tyne Jul 5, 2010 #1 Mort: 'I love you' Gail: 'Thanks sweetheart, thats nice' Mort: '.... I was talking to my bike......'
sockpuppet Registered user Joined Aug 12, 2008 Messages 1,685 Reaction score 0 Location A Field Jul 5, 2010 #2 That did make me smile....also. Mort: "Make me a bacon sandwich or I'll smash your face in.." Gail: "Oh yeah?" Mort: "Sorry love I was trying to look big in front of my mates"
That did make me smile....also. Mort: "Make me a bacon sandwich or I'll smash your face in.." Gail: "Oh yeah?" Mort: "Sorry love I was trying to look big in front of my mates"
Fanum Toubab UKGSer Subscriber Joined Apr 26, 2003 Messages 48,939 Reaction score 2 Location Secure unit 2 Jul 5, 2010 #3 'Not egg' closely followed by watching the thing that goes pink and cries go pink and indeed, start crying
'Not egg' closely followed by watching the thing that goes pink and cries go pink and indeed, start crying
SamD Registered user Joined Jan 18, 2009 Messages 2,894 Reaction score 0 Location London, England Jul 5, 2010 #4 Fanum said: 'Not egg' closely followed by watching the thing that goes pink and cries go pink and indeed, start crying Click to expand... At least 3 times Egg : Not Egg :
Fanum said: 'Not egg' closely followed by watching the thing that goes pink and cries go pink and indeed, start crying Click to expand... At least 3 times Egg : Not Egg :
Bryn Moderator Mod Squad Moderator Joined Sep 20, 2003 Messages 13,805 Reaction score 83 Location South Leicestershire Jul 5, 2010 #5 In the queue for the Hog Raost .... Gasboy's better half ( Janet ) said to me 'Do you want some head?' Best offer I had all weekend
In the queue for the Hog Raost .... Gasboy's better half ( Janet ) said to me 'Do you want some head?' Best offer I had all weekend
Fanum Toubab UKGSer Subscriber Joined Apr 26, 2003 Messages 48,939 Reaction score 2 Location Secure unit 2 Jul 5, 2010 #6 SamD said: At least 3 times Egg : Not Egg : Click to expand... but then..... Also not egg;
SamD Registered user Joined Jan 18, 2009 Messages 2,894 Reaction score 0 Location London, England Jul 5, 2010 #7 Fanum said: but then..... Also not egg; Click to expand...
SamD Registered user Joined Jan 18, 2009 Messages 2,894 Reaction score 0 Location London, England Jul 5, 2010 #8 Flipfly (overhead in Emma's (the local barmaid that Toad bought with him ) tent): I have a little round one, it's not that thick though
Flipfly (overhead in Emma's (the local barmaid that Toad bought with him ) tent): I have a little round one, it's not that thick though
judge Well-known member UKGSer Subscriber Joined Feb 24, 2002 Messages 10,323 Reaction score 5 Location Chislehurst Borders (According to the estate agent Jul 5, 2010 #9 Bryn said: In the queue for the Hog Raost .... Gasboy's better half ( Janet ) said to me 'Do you want some head?' Best offer I had all weekend Click to expand... Witness for the prosecution right here A bit public but we're all friends right?
Bryn said: In the queue for the Hog Raost .... Gasboy's better half ( Janet ) said to me 'Do you want some head?' Best offer I had all weekend Click to expand... Witness for the prosecution right here A bit public but we're all friends right?
Mr K Registered user Joined Nov 21, 2004 Messages 40,617 Reaction score 1 Location The North East Jul 6, 2010 #10 Beetle: Today's programme is brought to you by the letter "Q" ....Q for queasy...