Just heard on the news armed police are surrounding a house after a guy robbed a chip shop, ffs there must be a punch line in there somewhere
They charged him with Robbery, a salt & battery.
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They charged him with Robbery, a salt & battery.
Just heard on the news armed police are surrounding a house after a guy robbed a chip shop, ffs there must be a punch line in there somewhere
They've probably gone to the wrong plaice......
Mr K
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Feck me!
He robbed the chippy in Seaton Delaval - it's about 400 yards from ma hoose... and 10 miles from Newcastle...
Wondered what the helicopters were for.
He robbed the chippy in Seaton Delaval - it's about 400 yards from ma hoose... and 10 miles from Newcastle...
Wondered what the helicopters were for.
Mr K
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He's been seen in Rothbury.
Should be easier to catch him if he's still there.
Should be easier to catch him if he's still there.
Feck me!
He robbed the chippy in Seaton Delaval - it's about 400 yards from ma hoose... and 10 miles from Newcastle...
Wondered what the helicopters were for.
Chris......DON'T VISIT THE OUTSIDE PRIVY
Mr K
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les049
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Apparently he's giving himself up after visiting the chippie coz he now found COD !! boom boom
Mr K
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Lass from the chippy was in the off-license. She looked un-ruffled, but was buying 2 bottles of wine and 40 tabs.....
Fancy a run up to Rothbury, after tea....................nice evening for a rideout
Fancy a ride up to Rothbury, after tea....................nice evening for a rideout
Roads will be quiet
Roads will be quiet
Aye.....................bet you won't get pulled tonight for a small plate or noisy can
Aye.....................bet you won't get pulled tonight for a small plate or noisy can
The local Cardiac unit would be packed if you could generate a backfire or two
Mort
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I bet Aldy is running around his shop in Rothbury like Corporal Jones
Don't panic, don't panic
Don't panic, don't panic
Mr K
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I bet Aldy is running around his shop in Rothbury like Corpral Jones
Don't panick, don't panic
Have a look on Google Earth - He's got the shop sand-bagged and quadrupled the price of shotgun cartidges.
Aldy
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I bet Aldy is running around his shop in Rothbury like Corporal Jones
Don't panic, don't panic
you mean don't tell em pike!
Mort
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you mean don't tell em pike!
You hang in there boy, we're sending in Snoopy to draw the fire
Rothbury
Mother in law's been stuck indoors all day, not cos of the road blocks but the no-fly zone..........broomstick's having the day off
Mother in law's been stuck indoors all day, not cos of the road blocks but the no-fly zone..........broomstick's having the day off
Sir James
Rear Stab Vest Only ....
Newcastle come along way, its not that bad now and we embrace peoples and cultures of a diverse background and sexuality
Recently, the mayor of Newcastle has had to answer to allegations that Newcastle, as a city, was extremely homophobic, not true.
His statement said: "I can specifically state that Newcastle is not homophobic and does indeed have a large and thriving gay community. It's called Sunderland."
Yip , Tuesday night is Gay night in Funderland and the town is heaving ....
The music and atmosphere are great along with the the Pre Op Brigade who drink pints of ale and don't shave close enough ...
I could never understand why the residents of Newcastle hated and attacked the Gay population when they harm no body but themselves ...
Anyway , your loss , you've got all the Asians ................
Mr K
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Yip , Tuesday night is Gay night in Funderland and the town is heaving ....
The music and atmosphere are great along with the the Pre Op Brigade who drink pints of ale and don't shave close enough ...
I could never understand why the residents of Newcastle hated and attacked the Gay population when they harm no body but themselves ...
Anyway , your loss , you've got all the Asians ................
That'll explain the abundance of gay venues, a.k.a "The Pink Triangle" and that "Transformations" shop then.
Anyway, I don't think that feckers in Rothbury anymore. Armed Police were about on my shopping trip this morning.
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