MacFarlane
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Helichoppers buzzing around here this morning, so I may not go out yet, probably won't be at IKEA though buying strange chairs so I may be safe.
Reading the Mirror (I like it, alreet)
Crazed gun killer Raoul Moat wants to go out in a blaze of glory, it was claimed last night.
The sister of the girlfriend he critically wounded says the fugitive is too cowardly to take his own life.
And she believes he would prefer “death by cop” – being gunned down in a hail of bullets.
Kelly Stobbart, 27, spoke out as half-sister Samantha fought for life after being shot by ex-bouncer Moat. He also murdered Samantha’s new boyfriend and later blasted an unarmed PC as he sat in his patrol car.
Mum-of-two Kelly warned: “He’s a nutter and he’s definitely not going to give himself up. We are all terrified that he’s coming after us.” Kelly, who is in hiding, added: “He’s a coward and he hasn’t got the bottle to shoot himself. He’d want a stand off with the police, so they’ll either have to wound or kill him.
He wants to be known as a guy who went to prison because he shot a load of coppers or who died trying.”
Kelly said 22-year-old Samantha had been infatuated with Moat, 37. She added: “She thought he was the bees knees. Her problem was she couldn’t see beyond his muscles, rippling biceps, and six-pack.
“He’s all chest but he had a tiny waist and could fit into a pair of my size eight jeans. But he’s got a face like a horse chewing a wasp. You wouldn’t say that to his face though. He thinks he’s God’s gift but he’s the ugliest man I’ve seen.”
She'll be next on the list then, But apparently he's gone on the rampage, shooting a policeman because he thinks his girlfriend was having an affair with a copper.
Mind, If you're reading this mate, I heard she's been shagging Ant and Dec, Ashley Cole, Piers Morgan and James Corden too.
Reading the Mirror (I like it, alreet)
Crazed gun killer Raoul Moat wants to go out in a blaze of glory, it was claimed last night.
The sister of the girlfriend he critically wounded says the fugitive is too cowardly to take his own life.
And she believes he would prefer “death by cop” – being gunned down in a hail of bullets.
Kelly Stobbart, 27, spoke out as half-sister Samantha fought for life after being shot by ex-bouncer Moat. He also murdered Samantha’s new boyfriend and later blasted an unarmed PC as he sat in his patrol car.
Mum-of-two Kelly warned: “He’s a nutter and he’s definitely not going to give himself up. We are all terrified that he’s coming after us.” Kelly, who is in hiding, added: “He’s a coward and he hasn’t got the bottle to shoot himself. He’d want a stand off with the police, so they’ll either have to wound or kill him.
He wants to be known as a guy who went to prison because he shot a load of coppers or who died trying.”
Kelly said 22-year-old Samantha had been infatuated with Moat, 37. She added: “She thought he was the bees knees. Her problem was she couldn’t see beyond his muscles, rippling biceps, and six-pack.
“He’s all chest but he had a tiny waist and could fit into a pair of my size eight jeans. But he’s got a face like a horse chewing a wasp. You wouldn’t say that to his face though. He thinks he’s God’s gift but he’s the ugliest man I’ve seen.”
She'll be next on the list then, But apparently he's gone on the rampage, shooting a policeman because he thinks his girlfriend was having an affair with a copper.
Mind, If you're reading this mate, I heard she's been shagging Ant and Dec, Ashley Cole, Piers Morgan and James Corden too.
