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    Quote Originally Posted by Toad View Post
    Then lie down for a rest.....

    Proper face-plant sir!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chad View Post
    there is always some basket with a camera ready when you make a tit of yourself

    but they are never ready when your riding like a GOD !!!
    The basket in question is Mrs Toad

    I'm still waiting for my "riding like a GOD" moment
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toad View Post
    The basket in question is Mrs Toad

    I'm still waiting for my "riding like a GOD" moment
    she's got an edge to her that woman
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    never seen a gs being picked up so quick

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toad View Post
    The basket in question is Mrs Toad

    I'm still waiting for my "riding like a GOD" moment
    so s she

    always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else.

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    coming soon to a youtube or police camera action near you

    Sooooo riding to work this morning,notice a traffic Rozzer sitting at the side of the road , i pass him all nice and legal riding like a little angel

    next thing fackin blues n two up my chuff

    i pull over kick down side stand go to get off and the bike flipps me into the bushes at side of road didnt make sure it was down properly did i

    i turn round to see her laying all seductive on her side
    police officer appears next to me saying what happend there then

    turns out that Apparently "last week" i ran a red light and he's been waiting since last thursday to give me a bollocking (long shift eh)

    so after the usual condescending speech from him about my behavior and the parting words of "i dont wish you ill sir but if you had not ran that light i would not have stopped you and you would not have dropped your bike"

    jumped in his volvo and ****ed off

    how long before the vid from the car ends up on youtube of this big twat being flicked into the hedge by his bike

    buggerd if i remember running that light though
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    Sorry mate, I know I'm not supposed to laugh, but it did put a big on my face.....

    Nothing like a moment is there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toad View Post
    Sorry mate, I know I'm not supposed to laugh, but it did put a big on my face.....

    Nothing like a moment is there?
    if thats made you chuckle on this evening when your away from your love ones , then my work is done

    all part of lifes rich tapestry dan
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    Quote Originally Posted by chad View Post
    how long before the vid from the car ends up on youtube of this big twat being flicked into the hedge by his bike

    buggerd if i remember running that light though
    theyre making another series of police camera action at the moment

    always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by STUBBS View Post
    theyre making another series of police camera action at the moment
    great i think
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