Couldn't wait any longer, so aided & abetted by Son the Younger, we smuggled it around into the garden without Mrs Reverend knowing.
First impressions are that this thing has the ability to hurt you if you don't respect it! Soft trials tyres onto newly mown grass grip like sh*t to a blanket & any casual flick of the wrist or blip resulted in a true beginners 'lurch'.
Pic shows Son the Younger taking to it like a duck to water. I, however, wobbled round like Bambi on ice.
We had about an hour before SWMBO came back, but even she was impressed by Son the Younger. His older brother came home & had a bash, and tried showing off with a wheelie followed by the funniest panic run-with-a-bike-between-the-knees we've ever seen!
Can't believe how much it pumps your forearms up, although it may just be new boy syndrome.
Overall, really really pleased with it. It's a quality item & should last many years to come, and I'll never ever be competitive on it as it's too flippin' good!
All the encouragement from folks on here seem to make it all worthwhile, so thanks guys.