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    Quote Originally Posted by chad View Post
    how about this photo for the front page give the visitors a real taste of UKgsers
    We could have a show us your barf section..... I think DW's sterling effort this weekend now puts him in first place in front of this 2007 entry

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    Is that drying piss stains on those trousers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul G (BHT) View Post
    We could have a show us your barf section..... I think DW's sterling effort this weekend now puts him in first place in front of this 2007 entry
    As I understand it Bilco may have a claim for the "throwing up from outside to inside his tent" incident....
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    Quote Originally Posted by chad View Post
    ah ditchwater you were with most of the usual suspects , evil bastids aint they


    how about this photo for the front page give the visitors a real taste of UKgsers

    was it one of Bouncers special mix's that did the damage
    Paul & I were only saying @ this very camp, that I have a habit of welcoming folk onto the forum, and Ditchy Poo does this rather well @ the physical camping events....I think this pic deserve a go in the caption section @ the very least...

    And no Chad, I'm not responsible for the 'special brew'...I think you'll find my weights & measures skills are slick as f##k....hence no bad heeds in the morning, and no projectiles as a result....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul G (BHT) View Post
    We could have a show us your barf section..... I think DW's sterling effort this weekend now puts him in first place in front of this 2007 entry
    I know what caused that



    thats why I say >>"No more than 3 pints" if you're not a full time cider drinker
    got Rob Farmer as well, same "do"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronno View Post


    Is that drying piss stains on those trousers?

    As I was the first medic on scene, I can confirm that Ditchy DID not wee in his trou....that dark stain is actually the manufacturers camo effect....however, Ditchy's skill with a comfort bottle has reached a whole new level...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Proff View Post
    I know what caused that



    thats why I say >>"No more than 3 pints" if you're not a full time cider drinker
    got Rob Farmer as well, same "do"
    Tis true that stuff you get i could run my van on


    ive heard NASA lace it with pussers rum and run the space shuttle on it

    who then holds the record for the biggest mess
    Dont Bogart that joint my friend, pass it over to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith Bouncer View Post
    As I was the first medic on scene, I can confirm that Ditchy DID not wee in his trou....that dark stain is actually the manufacturers camo effect....however, Ditchy's skill with a comfort bottle has reached a whole new level...........

    Jeeze i bet that was rank in there , pinch nose , pull back tent entrance , feck , he's breathing leave him to it

    been there many times meself
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    Quote Originally Posted by chad View Post
    Jeeze i bet that was rank in there , pinch nose , pull back tent entrance , feck , he's breathing leave him to it

    been there many times meself
    I believe the French would describe it as...a petit pong....

    It was ok once the fresh air was allowed to go billy in there....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith Bouncer View Post
    ....however, Ditchy's skill with a comfort bottle has reached a whole new level...........
    I'll second that.... at one point while doing the 10 minute obs, Ditchy was on his knees fast asleep while leaning up against the pole... his old man hanging out of his trousers while still in the comfort bottle, I did think of capturing the moment but didn't want to embarrass the poor lad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul G (BHT) View Post
    I'll second that.... at one point while doing the 10 minute obs, Ditchy was on his knees fast asleep while leaning up against the pole... his old man hanging out of his trousers while still in the comfort bottle, I did think of capturing the moment but didn't want to embarrass the poor lad
    i was gonna say you move silently like a cat , but it sounds like you could have come in with a marching band and he wouldnt have noticed
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul G (BHT) View Post
    I'll second that.... at one point while doing the 10 minute obs, Ditchy was on his knees fast asleep while leaning up against the pole... his old man hanging out of his trousers while still in the comfort bottle, I did think of capturing the moment but didn't want to embarrass the poor lad
    Thanks, You're a Gent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DitchWater View Post
    Thanks, You're a Gent.

    Now please stop it and leave me alone. I'm blushing and don't feel like a legend, more like a cult.

    your done for mate , do you honestly think they will let it lie
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    Quote Originally Posted by DitchWater View Post
    Thanks, You're a Gent.

    Now please stop it and leave me alone. I'm blushing and don't feel like a legend, more like a cult.
    Nope, trust me mate - you're a legend

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toad View Post
    Nope, trust me mate - you're a legend

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul G (BHT) View Post
    I'll second that.... at one point while doing the 10 minute obs, Ditchy was on his knees fast asleep while leaning up against the pole... his old man hanging out of his trousers while still in the comfort bottle, I did think of capturing the moment but didn't want to embarrass the poor lad
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