23 sleeps

14 and the long range weather is looking pretty good so far......thats the kiss of death put on it then :blast
 
Twas the week before The tossers do, when all through the house
Not a bike was stirring, not even my trike.
The cider was orderd with care,
In hopes that Prof soon would be there.

The tossers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of jacket spuds danced in their heads.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon Gave alustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a air head outfit all piled up with gear.

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be toad.
His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled up his boot, with all thing yummy then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod!

He sprang to his outfit and gave it a kick,
And away it flew.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Tossers do to all, and to all a good-night!":rob
 
Hey Buz !!
how many sleeps is it now (I'm still awake by the way)
 
Twas the week before The tossers do, when all through the house
Not a bike was stirring, not even my trike.
The cider was orderd with care,
In hopes that Prof soon would be there.

The tossers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of jacket spuds danced in their heads.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon Gave alustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a air head outfit all piled up with gear.

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be toad.
His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled up his boot, with all thing yummy then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod!

He sprang to his outfit and gave it a kick,
And away it flew.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Tossers do to all, and to all a good-night!":rob

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Bloody Hell. Is ATT coming too????? I'll bring my riot shield and a copy of the Koran just in case we run out of firelighters...... oh and a first aid kit and earplugs..
 
Bloody Hell. Is ATT coming too????? I'll bring my riot shield and a copy of the Koran just in case we run out of firelighters...... oh and a first aid kit and earplugs..

Don't worry he'll be in his new mobile (care) home...

:D
 
Must be down to about 3 now :D

Thanks for that.....I was just about to ask how many sleeps, as my solar powered calculater has frazzled, my abacus has expanded and no longer works properly.
I was depending on the motion of the earth and the cycles of the sun and moon, but thank fuck you were there to resolve this, for what is me, an extremely stressful situation.

I will sleep very well for the next three nights:beerjug::D
 
Woo Hoo not long I am off to Proff's tomorrow to start early on the booze! Great food great company and a fire, what more could an old girl want!!! Bill I love you :hug xx
 
Looking forward to meeting everyone, but will be arriving on Saturday, so save me & SWMBO some room!
 


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