A long time has passed, and if my memory was a little hazy due the alcohol consumed, it certainly hasn't been helped by the progress of time. I'll do my best, but can't promise to get everything order in chronological.
Now where were we, France.
I seem to remember Jackassdave doing the evenings food. Can't recollect what it was.
But alcohol was consumed, and intellectual discussions took place concerning the relative merits of french philosophers on our modern society.
Someone quoted Albert Camus "You cannot create experience.You must undergo it".
To which someone fired a retort by Jacques Derrida "I never give in to the temptation to be difficult just for the sake of being difficult. That would be to ridiculous", and everyone looked at ATT.
This intellectual repartee seemed to drift on for hours, but in fact lasted less than two minutes, and we went back to lighting farts, nose picking, telling bawdy jokes and drinking for the rest of the night.
Next morning, after the queue for the shower had subsided it was breakfast, and twizzle set off for the raisen pain and crossianteries.
But his bike wouldn't start. Somehow (memory loss) we still ended up with our pastries and cups of tea.
Then after a group discussion it was decided to fix Twizzes's bike, by committee.
He was to remove the tank, everyone was to stand around giving an opinion, and Melch unwrapped his brand new tool roll.
The fault was diagnosed, by DaveG (i think) who'd suggested lack of vacuum causing fuel starvation.
We siphoned some fuel from atts bike, filled twizzes carb bowl, and started his bike, hooray, which then promptly stopped in a nano second due to the eggcup of fuel available in the carb float bowl, the carbs injector pump and mostly twizz's intemperate use of the throttle.
After a committee meeting, the conclusion was the vacuum pipe had broken off. Not helped by twizzles overenthusiastic removal of the tank.
Easily remedied by cutting off some slack elsewhere in the fuel line and substituting it for the broken section.
We then had twizzle regalling us with what he assumed was a witty anecdote while holding the tank as we all waited for him to reassemble his bike. PUT THE FECKING TANK BACK ON, was heard to be said ......... we were hungry.
And I think we also succeeded in dirtying most of Melches new unused tools, even those not needed.
So it was decided we were off the a local restaurant for lunch.
Same restaurant as we visited last year, where codcutter had scallops for starter, and scallops for main dish..
We arrived just after a 52 seater coach load of tourists had just pulled up and piled in . No room inside, but we could sit outside on the covered terrace. Yes please. And we proceeded to go through the menu, including deserts. And the waitress and her jugs were to be admired......
There was a downpour while we sat on the terrace. Fortunately only att and melch were in danger of a soaking.
Melch had his obligatory "plat du tribute pour diabetes", and all was good in the world.
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After lunch some shopping had to be done, for beers and wines, and some crudities to dip in them.
The happy shoppers.
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Once back at Lez chez twizz a walk was needed to help the digestion. Just two minutes up the hill is the old hanging tree. Once there we looked at the tree, said is that it.... and then saw signs to the "Stone".
Funnily, there wasn't that much interest in seeing a stone, but Oblertone and jackass decided to have a gander, the rest of us went back to watch the cup final on TV. Apparently we missed out on a great cultural experience.
The alcohol was opened. And saw two groups go their separate ways.
The thoughtful, deep and meaningful went into the lounge to discuss humanity and is there a god.
The group in the kitchen just got rat arsed and danced.
Through the alcoholic fog one thing still managed to register in my mind with startling clarity..........
Why do att's dance moves look like a leper throwing a pork pie.
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The following morning started slowly. We departed in dribs and drabs going our separate ways, back to the ports, back to work, back to our loved ones and back to a normal diet.
When i left, late morning, just twizzle and oblertone remained.
As i slowly rode off i looked back one last time to wave, they were standing at the window next to each other waving back, both wearing just their underpants.
To be resumed this coming May....