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It's gonna be magnificent.
Twizzles pink pork pies, steptoes armpit warmed asda value pasties, my egg sandwiches ( mother always cuts the crusts off )
I've just bought some 6" heels, Rich won't be able to refuse my romantic advances now.
Twizzles pink pork pies, steptoes armpit warmed asda value pasties, my egg sandwiches ( mother always cuts the crusts off )
I've just bought some 6" heels, Rich won't be able to refuse my romantic advances now.
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Not long now, I need to consider what to wear, warm and cosy or . . . 
Don't forget shoes, OMG ! flats or heels ?
I'd love to wear my new heels but my feet will be killing me after an hour of mooching round.
I have some devine little suede ballet pumps, much more sensible.
Don't forget shoes, OMG ! flats or heels ?
I'd love to wear my new heels but my feet will be killing me after an hour of mooching round.
I have some devine little suede ballet pumps, much more sensible.
I'm getting all suited and booted.
I have to distance myself from the scruffy black heavy metal band embossed "T" shirt clad hordes lopping around in their ungainly motorcycle boots and greasy jeans....
I have to distance myself from the scruffy black heavy metal band embossed "T" shirt clad hordes lopping around in their ungainly motorcycle boots and greasy jeans....
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You've not been to a bike show since the 70's have you?
would a cravat be the order of the day sir
A cravat is the order of any day, good fellow!
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I proudly present Lord Melch IV of Awesome Towers - first cousin (twice removed) of General Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett VC DSO and descended from a liaison between Sir Ichabod Jeremiah Wigglewattle the Round and some common buxom wench who happened to be serving him a flagon of pale ale at the time.
Lord Melch................ would that be a Mandarin or a Nehru collar ?. And i can't judge the length in the picture, is it cut as an Achkan ?.
I just wear the bally outfits dear boy, I don't sew them together. Ask my tailor:
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I have some bat shaped cheese canapés left over from Halloween I could bring
Excellent, now we just need someone to bring volovaunts and were all set for a picnic.
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I'll bring cheese and pineapple on sticks
Edit: just checked, I'm right out of sticks so if someone could bring some along.
I' ll have room for a few sticks in mother's tartan shopping cart.
We'll need the sticks afterwards to light the fire in the car park for brewing up on.
40 Bob for a fucking brew, I think not.
For F...'s sake 7 pages of bike show chatter, and only Pictures of scooters.
But six pages of food, no much wonder your looking in XXXXL section for bikes, or was that canopies.
But six pages of food, no much wonder your looking in XXXXL section for bikes, or was that canopies.
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