Indian Takeaway?

Tricky · Dec 1, 2015

So I am planning on taking a leaf out of the book of jackass dave and was thinking of getting myself a nice hipster type cruiser to smooch on down to the local Waitrose on when the mood takes me.

The Glide and the GS, both being lard-arses, are such a chore to get out of the garage at times and I feel that I need something nifty and cool to quickly jump on when the mood takes me.

I have a couple of days off from tomorrow so will be going to look at an Indian Scout or even a Harley Low Rider. Rest assured that I am not planning on doing anything silly like buying Japanese jeans or a bubble visor to wear whilst riding it. :thumb2

Jetstar · Dec 1, 2015

Tricky said:
So I am planning on taking a leaf out of the book of jackass dave and was thinking of getting myself a nice hipster type cruiser to smooch on down to the local Waitrose on when the mood takes me.

The Glide and the GS, both being lard-arses, are such a chore to get out of the garage at times and I feel that I need something nifty and cool to quickly jump on when the mood takes me.

I have a couple of days off from tomorrow so will be going to look at an Indian Scout or even a Harley Low Rider. Rest assured that I am not planning on doing anything silly like buying Japanese jeans or a bubble visor to wear whilst riding it.

Life is so hard for some.......... :comfort

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Tricky · Dec 1, 2015

Rich

That's my bike in your avatar! :bounce1

Jetstar · Dec 1, 2015

Racing Blue's rule!! :bow

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ButtonMoon · Dec 1, 2015

Man !!!!
I'm starving.

Sent from Space

jackassdave · Dec 1, 2015

i can see someones credit card working overtime

twizzle · Dec 1, 2015

Harley Street Bob....

Tricky · Dec 1, 2015

twizzle said:
Harley Street Bob....

Is that the homeless version?

Clifton · Dec 2, 2015

Tricky said:
...The Glide and the GS, both being lard-arses, are such a chore to get out of the garage at times and I feel that I need something nifty and cool to quickly jump on when the mood takes me.

I have a couple of days off from tomorrow so will be going to look at an Indian Scout or even a Harley Low Rider. Rest assured that I am not planning on doing anything silly like buying Japanese jeans or a bubble visor to wear whilst riding it.

Is an Indian Scout really that much lighter than your GS? I'm pretty certain a Low Rider is actually heavier. Have you considered a Yamaha FZ-07, Honda CB500, etc?

jackassdave · Dec 2, 2015

Tricky said:
So I am planning on taking a leaf out of the book of jackass dave and was thinking of getting myself a nice hipster type cruiser to smooch on down to the local Waitrose on when the mood takes me.

The Glide and the GS, both being lard-arses, are such a chore to get out of the garage at times and I feel that I need something nifty and cool to quickly jump on when the mood takes me.

I have a couple of days off from tomorrow so will be going to look at an Indian Scout or even a Harley Low Rider. Rest assured that I am not planning on doing anything silly like buying Japanese jeans or a bubble visor to wear whilst riding it.

you will deffo need to ditch the marks and spencers trousers ,get some proper jeans and some proper boots and grow a beard

Deleted account 230523001 · Dec 2, 2015

jackass dave said:
you will deffo need to ditch the marks and spencers trousers ,get some proper jeans and some proper boots and grow a beard

That is way too much for Tricky, his comfort zone is nigh on impenetrable.....He is still buying bikes off the shelf.

Tricky · Dec 2, 2015

Clifton said:
Is an Indian Scout really that much lighter than your GS? I'm pretty certain a Low Rider is actually heavier. Have you considered a Yamaha FZ-07, Honda CB500, etc?

It's about "the look" Clifton. After years of owning functional and ernest bikes I have finally succumbed to my inner shallowness and just want to be the centre of attraction again like most of the attention seeking whores in here.

Once the bike is shorted will attend more to my appearance and like jackass will strive to look more like the oldest swinger in town.

jackassdave · Dec 2, 2015

i think this is what your looking for

Doris · Dec 2, 2015

Tricky said:
It's about "the look" Clifton. After years of owning functional and ernest bikes I have finally succumbed to my inner shallowness and just want to be the centre of attraction again like most of the attention seeking whores in here.

Once the bike is shorted will attend more to my appearance and like jackass will strive to look more like the oldest swinger in town.

I fear you are trying to be a Mutters clone......

Tricky · Dec 2, 2015

Pingu said:
I fear you are trying to be a Mutters clone......

No. Fat to nerdy for me (no offence Mutts

). Sorry I meant far to nerdy - forgive me... :rob

This is the look I'm after (like the twins from Fargo Season 2). :thumb2

That's why a Low Rider appeals as the 1970s was just the best decade for fashion ever!

twizzle · Dec 2, 2015

You need a Wide Glide or a 72 sportster with Candy paint

jackassdave · Dec 2, 2015

well at least you didnt say i am getting a cvo as i know you then would have more money (or credit) than sense and absolutely no style whatsoever ............................whats fargo

Deleted account 230523001 · Dec 2, 2015

Fargo is a second rate, terminally boring TV show that should have stopped after the first four episodes.

ManhattanMcC · Dec 2, 2015

If you've just looking for a run around, I love my Vespa GT. The Indian Scout is sweet, but not at all a similar ride to the Low Rider.

If you are looking for a 'street cred' ride and want American steel find yourself a Sporty and set up it flat track style... (Or an XR1200 and get it a paint job & pipes) that seems to be all the rage at the moment. Pretend you own a steel boot and that beard is functional

My Fat Bob was all the comfort & 'drag bike' style I wanted... Black on black for days. I will always vote Fat Bob if you are walking into a showroom...

Tricky · Dec 2, 2015

att said:
Fargo is a second rate, terminally boring TV show that should have stopped after the first four episodes.

You really are the most colossal ignoramus are you not? :nod

Not only is Fargo Season 2 the best thing on telly at the moment but is quite possibly the best TV crime drama of all time. I kid you not!

JD - check it out. Season 2 is set in the late 70s and is right up your street of cinematic small town Americano.

Just ignore what that wretched munchkin thinks. :thumb2

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