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    TROON ARMY

    I think we should be asking Boatman if he has a substantial alibi - as the MO sounds just like him...............


    http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/lo...ation-10828856

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    Back from Norway and all hell breaks loose! Coincidence? I think not ...

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    Hopped up on Karsk, Gammel Dansk and Bergens Aquavit................ there would be no stopping him.........
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    Hmm.. only 12 miles up the coast from me ...friggin shockin ..

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    Oi you lot behave yernsels besmirching my good name like that

    I will have ye know that the missus and I are away for our summer holibobs having a quiet wee douce tour of the Scottish islands in the Motorhome
    And first class it is too
    Arran first , then just back over now from Mull , North in the general direction of Uig for the ferry to the heeeeebrides

    As you were ,carry on
    still no deid

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    Quote Originally Posted by boatman View Post
    Oi you lot behave yernsels besmirching my good name like that

    I will have ye know that the missus and I are away for our summer holibobs having a quiet wee douce tour of the Scottish islands in the Motorhome
    And first class it is too
    Arran first , then just back over now from Mull , North in the general direction of Uig for the ferry to the heeeeebrides

    As you were ,carry on
    Translation: "It wisnae me! Prove it copper!"

    Watch out for public disorder in Stornoway. Drinking and playing on swings and such. On a Sunday!

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    Quite quite disgraceful ,you lot trying tae get me fitted up for crimes committed while full of Scandinavian booze
    Any well travelled lawyer would get me off nae probs , the defence being that
    " your honour ,given the mans limited financial means , he could only have afforded maybe one can of watery lager in total for the whole Scandinavian trip "
    So forthwith in the interests of fair and open justice I move for an acquittal
    still no deid

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    Remember the last time you got pissed, on the beach?
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