India 1 Australia 2, USA 1 Russia 1
These aren't the latest football scores, they are the countries I've had rear shock failures...all the oil has jumped ship.....
Bimbling along at a steady 55mph on a perfectly straight road I spotted this truck (a not uncommon sight in this part of the world) and for once decided to take a photo.
No sooner had I taken the photo....than the old bill showed up in the unmarked company Diahatsu.. That's them in the distance in the 1st shot doing a youey........
One was in uniform and one not.
They asked me if I'd caused it.... If I knew anything about it....Where I was going.. Etc And to clear off!
I told 'em I was British ....and I know my rights... and they can't talk to me like that or they'll have Her Maj to deal with.... They'll be sorry then...
They said if I didn't scarper they'd send me to the gulags on half rations for 6 months...
It was only later that it occurred to me that the driver might still be in the cab sipping his vodka and red bull............
Campsite on the way East.
Yup he really does live above that shipping container....and owns the yurt next it too...the low building is a kind of kitchen for guests.... I couldn't work out what the flashing neon '99' sign was for....so I asked, don't think he knew either!