1200GS "stronger than mountain bike"

[marcus]

Or to be more informative......

Friday in the company garage.
Started bike holding in clutch.
Didn't notice bike in second
let go clutch
GS flew forward into cycle rack

Just about managed to not drop it

Big buckle in mountain bike front wheel after "contact" with GS front wheel (spoked)

Ooops, what a fool

(yes, I left a note for whichever of my colleagues now has a bent MTB wheel; not been round to clout me with a little bike pump yet)

 

[Whele]

You wrecked his mountain bike that he just got for Christmas and p1ssed off with going to find him...tut tut.

I’m sure his very understanding…..

He probably cycles 20 miles each way to work and had only 23 pence in his pocket on Friday night when he walked to his bike. His mobile had run out of batteries and he had to borrow £10 off the security guard to get home. He then had to catch two buses and a train which took over 3 hours. Dressed in his lycra shorts and a pink cycling jersey, a bunch of Friday night lads ripped the p1ss out of him on the train journey and then followed him to a dark alley where they tried to rob him, they didn’t believe he had only £1.07 on him (the change from the bus/rail fare) nor that his mobile wasn’t working so they gang raped him before kicking the sh1t of him.

Sitting alone in his hospital bed, drinking his lunch through a straw, psychologically damaged by the realisation that he is unlikely to ever have a sexual relationship because the youths kicked him in the groin and severed a vital blood supply to his manhood, he is recounting this series of unfortunate events. But hey what’s that in his left hand? I do believe he is clutching your note, his lips seem to display a slight smile as he dreams of his revenge. However, when the GS riding Doctor recounts a post on the UKGSER site to the patient about a bloke bragging thathis motorbike wheel is able snap a mountain bike in half ............. I would be very afraid……





Me? active imagination? Na

 

[marcus]

You wrecked his mountain bike that he just got for Christmas and p1ssed off with going to find him...tut tut.
I’m sure his very understanding…..
He probably cycles 20 miles each way to work and had only 23 pence in his pocket on Friday night when he walked to his bike. His mobile had run out of batteries and he had to borrow £10 off the security guard to get home. He then had to catch two buses and a train which took over 3 hours. Dressed in his lycra shorts and a pink cycling jersey, a bunch of Friday night lads ripped the p1ss out of him on the train journey and then followed him to a dark alley where they tried to rob him, they didn’t believe he had only £1.07 on him (the change from the bus/rail fare) nor that his mobile wasn’t working so they gang raped him before kicking the sh1t of him.
Sitting alone in his hospital bed, drinking his lunch through a straw, bleeding from his ring peice and psychologically damaged by the realisation that he is unlikely to ever have a sexual relationship because the youths kicked him in the groin and severed a vital blood supply to his manhood, he is recounting this series of unfortunate events. But hey what’s that in his left hand? I do believe he is clutching your note, his lips seem to display a slight smile as he dreams of his revenge………
Me? active imagination? Na

revenge?
that's why I didn't give any clues as to which 'bike is mine!

 

[TED 1972]

lmfao

 

[Ogmios]

Whele,
please write some articles for MAG Irl......
me and Mrs Og are fed up writing the entire feckin quarterly newsletter / and you do such a lovely job with the minimum of info

or if anyone else wants a go......


~~
Og

 

[EasySushi]

You wrecked his mountain bike that he just got for Christmas and p1ssed off with going to find him...tut tut.

I’m sure his very understanding…..

He probably cycles 20 miles each way to work and had only 23 pence in his pocket on Friday night when he walked to his bike. His mobile had run out of batteries and he had to borrow £10 off the security guard to get home. He then had to catch two buses and a train which took over 3 hours. Dressed in his lycra shorts and a pink cycling jersey, a bunch of Friday night lads ripped the p1ss out of him on the train journey and then followed him to a dark alley where they tried to rob him, they didn’t believe he had only £1.07 on him (the change from the bus/rail fare) nor that his mobile wasn’t working so they gang raped him before kicking the sh1t of him.

Sitting alone in his hospital bed, drinking his lunch through a straw, psychologically damaged by the realisation that he is unlikely to ever have a sexual relationship because the youths kicked him in the groin and severed a vital blood supply to his manhood, he is recounting this series of unfortunate events. But hey what’s that in his left hand? I do believe he is clutching your note, his lips seem to display a slight smile as he dreams of his revenge. However, when the GS riding Doctor recounts a post on the UKGSER site to the patient about a bloke bragging thathis motorbike wheel is able snap a mountain bike in half ............. I would be very afraid……





Me? active imagination? Na

Holly Crap

You Should write for Mills & Boom.


Ty