i'm travelling very light, staying in gay brothels with nothing more then a soft pillow and a strap on...
Kinky bugger...
i'm travelling very light, staying in gay brothels with nothing more then a soft pillow and a strap on...

I can't wait for the chav bike for sale thread.
Low mile chav bike . one owner, I only rode from the ktm dealer to my house, my back is killing me and my knees are shot.
Kinky bugger...![]()
You fucking bell end - the KTM is an "Adventure" bike not the RC8 you fucking half breed dim witted fucktard of a moron

So...after your extensive test ride... How do you find the fit... For a gentleman of your...err...proportions?![]()
Err..... I test rode a Rocket III........ didn't test ride the KTM...![]()
I think you are all being a tad overly critical of Twizz, especially since he is now going through his new 'meaningless' Phase,.....blah, blah, blah......he is merely sharing his options at this time and with us.
I want to include some Mountain roads and twisties into the trip - I decided a while back to take the KTM as its probably going to more fun hooning around the back roads of Spain and Portugal... i'm travelling very light, staying in hotels with nothing more then a soft bag strapped to the pillion...
The Ferry to France is booked and I'm really looking forward to it

Sorry... No bother at all changing the registration on a ferry booking....

And as a sweetener I will also throw in a partially used poster of Sarah Beeny.![]()
