1st of May is Harley Day

[jackassdave]

All of may is bumming day,
just need to find a suitable partner.

My ex wife loved a nice sensual bumming she did.
Current Mrs B ain't interested one bit, last week i managed to put 3/4 of a litre of gin in her.
Alas, even though i gently carried her small petite frame, cradling her beautiful head, I laid her on the bed
and attempted to engage a careful bumming.

But no, she screamed and woke the neighbours up, threw the alarm clock at me and called me a sex pest.

More Gin required.




Who likes Gin ?

Does anyone on here like Gin ?

I have 10 litres of Hendrix ?

best you save that for the next harley camp ,did hear twizzle was partial to a bit of gin he might be your man in that department

 

[Melch]

best you save that for the next harley camp ,did hear twizzle was partial to a bit of gin he might be your man in that department

Only if you add ice and lemon...he's a bit of a class act and not a complete slag you know!

 

[twizzle]

:O It's like a recurring nightmare.............

Andres

TBH I feel I may have PTSD as a result of that evening.....

 

[twizzle]

best you save that for the next harley camp ,did hear twizzle was partial to a bit of gin he might be your man in that department

I may be busy next time... With new friends at The Langston Chicken Fanciers association....

 

[twizzle]

Only if you add ice and lemon...he's a bit of a class act and not a complete slag you know!

I've been thinking about this very subject... I need to set myself higher standards.......

 

[Deleted account 190117001]

I would normally serve Hendrix with a little bit of cucumber,
If I'm allowed on another Harley gentlemans evening I'll have to get the dressing up box out and choose another outfit .

 

[edzt]

My ex wife loved a nice sensual bumming she did.
Current Mrs B ain't interested one bit, last week i managed to put 3/4 of a litre of gin in her.
Alas, even though i gently carried her small petite frame, cradling her beautiful head, I laid her on the bed
and attempted to engage a careful bumming.

But no, she screamed and woke the neighbours up, threw the alarm clock at me and called me a sex pest.

More Gin required.

Is this poetry or perversion?

 

[Tricky]

If I'm allowed on another Harley gentlemans evening

Sorry Bez but that just ain't gonna happen.


As for Captain Black. Well as a punishment for starting a stupid thread you should be made to frame this for your mantelpiece as a reminder as to what a real Captain looks like.