2 Blue moons

[robmack]

Ah wiz jist lookin oot the windy tae see if there were 2 blue moons in the sky.
It's ma anniversary the day and apparrantly we have been merried fur 22 year's.
Bit that's no the shocker, fur the furst time ever ma wife asked me if a fancied gone tae the pub
Wunders ull never cease eh, so guess where am gone.

 

[Blackal]

Bit that's no the shocker, fur the furst time ever ma wife asked me if a fancied gone tae the pub

She just wants ye oot the hoose!

Oh - hang on....................... did she mean the-gither?

Al

 

[Uinneag]

Dinnae go tae Stein

I walked in an straight back oot

Fu o english cnuts fa fa brigade

Fuk the extension I'm movin tae england

 

[Deleted account rno]

Puir Heather. I bet when she smashed they three mirrors in 1986, she didnae expect that much bad luck

 

[wully]

Dinnae go tae Stein

I walked in an straight back oot

Fu o english cnuts fa fa brigade

Fuk the extension I'm movin tae england

The Valley of Porn was the same, loads o crimbo refugees frae engerland up for a hieland santa fest.

Good on them for coming here and spending their money

But it's better at hame with Fruitcake

And it'll NEVER be bad enough tae make me move doon south

Have a nice nite oot in the boozer Raberto.

 

[garfield]

Congrats......

 

[Deleted account rno]

Congrats......

Wha tae? Rab or Johnny (for managin' to gie the Stein a miss)

 

[garfield]

Wha tae? Rab or Johnny (for managin' to gie the Stein a miss)

Rab's wife......

 

[robmack]

Well FFS ah wish ah huddny bothered, pubs are absolutely deed.
Two ow them shut at 9 acloak.
Thank fuk ah dont hae a pub.poor basturds tryin tae turn a coin.
Ah did ma best tae add tae their profits mind yae.
Jist goat in an started on the Jaegermeister, luvvly.

 

[brassmonkey001]

Well FFS ah wish ah huddny bothered, pubs are absolutely deed.
Two ow them shut at 9 acloak.
Thank fuk ah dont hae a pub.poor basturds tryin tae turn a coin.
Ah did ma best tae add tae their profits mind yae.
Jist goat in an started on the Jaegermeister, luvvly.

Oh dear. Maybe I'd better join you in one.

 

[chad]

Dinnae go tae Stein

I walked in an straight back oot

Fu o english cnuts fa fa brigade

Fuk the extension I'm movin tae england

S funny ive got the same problem, but in reverse down here

shall we get together and go and annoy the irish

 

[cunning fox]

congrats Rab, 22 years, thats like an olympian feat these days. she must hae ye well trained


p.s. did she like the pub fae the inside

 

[Uinneag]

He usually disnae come hame tae get offered