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REAL RAIL ROMANCE.

We here at First Scotrail are committed to the highest standard of customer service and ensuring that our commuters travel in comfort and safety.

However, it's always a welcome bonus when we hear about love blossoming on our services. This particular tale touched us more than most;

Kerri McHanlon, 16 from Blackhill met Ryzo Douglas, 23, one freezing cold night on the platform of Crossmyloof Train Station, where a million ice crystals on the glass of the shelter glimmered like the longing in both their eyes.

Kerri recalls that fateful night; "I wis oan the way back fae my wee niece's bit. Her da' had just been let oot ae Addiewell for haudin' up the Pakis in Easterhoose wae a fuckin' wine bottle neck. Anyway, I'd left my lighter back at eh hoose, and I had a wee single skinner I wanted tae smoke afore eh fuckin' train came, ken? I had a look aboot, the platform wis empty. Then I clocked Ryzo in the corner. My heart skipped a beat."

Ryzo says of the incident; "Fuckin'....I was joost staunin' there man, keepin' eh heed doon 'cause I'm no fae oot that way, know whit I'm sayin'? Anyway, this mad cow shouts oan us and asks me for a spark. I wisnae interested until I seen that wan skinner and the look in her eyes. I knew right there and then that the wee soapbar joint widnae be the only 'hing she's be smokin' that night."

"I fun oot he was just oot of Casa Del Addiewell and he knew my niece's da' fae inside," Kerri remarked. "Wan 'hing lead tae another and afore I knew it, he had baith hauns up my Berghaus and my skants roon my ankles. I really needed warmin' up, so when he groaned like a terminally ill rottweiler and shot his beasties right up my cock wallet, I clenched up tae keep it in me.

Walkin' hame wae millions of wee Ryzos runnin' doon my leg later was eh most durty feelin' of my life, and he'd already left me 3 luvs oan Bebo by the time a goat hame."

"She was a class pump," Ryzo said. "When she started playin' wae my baws and slipped a greasy digit up ma durtboax, I knew she was the wan fur me. She even sooked it clean after she slid it back oot. Pure filth, man. Class!"

We wish Kerri and Ryzo an extremely bright future together, and hope thay many more amorous passengers find their significant other on our services

Thanks,
The First Scotrail Team
 

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