A pint with Cris Kelley

[Mort]

Chris is up in Inverness for the weekend, anyone fancy joining him for a pint then call 07812245913 and cheer him up

Food aid will also be gladly accepted

 

[Uinneag]

Feck that got the t-shirt

never again

 

[Deleted account W]

Food aid will also be gladly accepted

I've texted him the waypoint for Inverness McDonald's

 

[Uinneag]

I've texted him the waypoint for Inverness MacDonald's

Hope he disnae open his mooth, they hate the english
still huvnae got ower Glencoe and Culloden

 

[Mort]

He's drinking Ullapool dry tonight

 

[wilbjr21]

Hope he disnae open his mooth, they hate the english
still huvnae got ower Glencoe and Culloden

They need to get their history sorted then.
Jock on Jock (as usual) in both cases - English supervision for the later.

A Geordie (like myself and Chris) is living proof that at one time a Jock had relations with a pig - apparently. My mum was not too pleased to hear about this description of a Geordie; my father was Jock

 

[wully]

my father was Jock

Ach well, there's hope for you yet.

 

[Mort]

My family on my mothers side (Bell) come from Aberdeen, and Ayrshire on my fathers (Morton) side......I don't know which is worse

 

[Hebby]

My family on my mothers side (Bell) come from Aberdeen, and Ayrshire on my fathers (Morton) side......I don't know which is worse

Definitely Ayrshire.......HRH Oonyack's from Ayrshire ! Need I say more.

 

[Uinneag]

This isnae anither "My Aunties cousin's dug got jagged by a thistle wance and noo I can wear the MacShoogle tartan"

onyack

 

[Mort]

This isnae anither "My Aunties cousin's dug got jagged by a thistle wance and noo I can wear the MacShoogle tartan"

onyack

Nope, born in Wallsend.......I'm English

 

[Mort]

Chris is emptying the Hebridean brewery at this very momentonyack

 

[Mort]

Update, North Uist is now dry as of last night.

Oban may have some booze left as he only passed through on his way into Robbie Burns country which no doubt will now be somewhat short of lager by now

 

[Mr K]

Drank the Failford Inn out of Windie Goat Brewery's "Sheep's Linne" and finished off with a dram of Lagavulin last night.....

Thank you Scotland.



P.S: Have now visited several islands off the Scottish mainland without the bike breaking down

 

[wully]

where's the ride report

EDIT- found it....get on with it

 

[Mort]

P.S: Have now visited several islands off the Scottish mainland without the bike breaking down

What about yourself

 

[Mr K]

What about yourself

I'm absolutely fecked..... but then.. that's how I like it............