Anyone want a part time job ?

[AlanAce1967]

Hi all, we are looking for a part time person to help out one day a week. We are based at Thorney just outside Peterborough. Bad news is its Sunday mornings, from 0430 till 1030 ish, good news is that it pays over £9hr, not sure exactly how much but will find out. Nice clean work, no experience needed, would suit male under 60 but anyone welcome to apply, must like animals and be prepared to be very very very friendly with them. It is a boar stud ! We need someone to collect boar semen !! Its not as bad as you might think but please note..... we do NOT use a machine!

So come on you TOSSERS !!!!

 

[Monsieur]

Are Boars quiter and a bit more tolerant of foreign objects on sunday mornings rather than other days of the week

 

[AlanAce1967]

Are Boars quiter and a bit more tolerant of foreign objects on sunday mornings rather than other days of the week

No, its just the bloody customers want their semen for Sunday afternoon/Monday moring.

 

[Bonnie Tyler]

No, its just the bloody customers want their semen for Sunday afternoon/Monday moring.

Is it some kind of health drink up there,to get the week off to a good start ?

 

[Monsieur]

Is it some kind of health drink up there,to get the week off to a good start ?

It is the fens after all

 

[D6]

u came to the right place,,,, ful o tossers here

 

[Dickieboy]

Can't think of a better way to start the day.........from the Boars point view that is

 

[Monsieur]

May be a good job but you'd feel a bit of a prick doing it

 

[Blackal]

Yes but..................

I heard your last employees got paid off after developing....................

This condition.........

Al

 

[AlanAce1967]

See, i knew this was the best place to get some serious replies

 

[Dickieboy]

You place an Ad which once you read between the lines is basically
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'Man/Woman wanted to W@nk pigs off Sunday mornings only'
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and then expect sensible replies

 

[(RIP) Boxertools]

Anyone see the flying penguins on the TV?
What's the date today?

 

[AlanAce1967]

Actually i was quite serious !!

 

[(RIP) Boxertools]

Blimey

The wife's looking for some extra income, I might suggest it.

On second thoughts, I don't see why some other old boar should get the pleasure.


M

 

[zerocool]

I hope that foam coming out of the pigs snout!

 

[Blackal]

Actually i was quite serious !!

WTF would you want a pic taken for? Is it for sending to your Mum, or something?

Al

 

[judge]

Is the boar foaming at the mouth with excitement or does this service offer facials as an extra

 

[Tramperman]

****ing a pig!

Isnt it fekkin illegal?

On second thoughts, probably not out in the fens! ho ho!

 

[cookie]

thread of the week for me

it would be great at dinner partys...

"what do you do then?"

"pig w4nker"

i wonder, does it go on your passport?

i know, only if you're not careful with the bucket


i'll get me coat. yeah, it's that one covered in pig jizz

 

[Hustler]

So why have you got to be under 60 years old ?
Nice reply though cookie.