(as they say in East Fife) shree bikes,a car, nae wummen

[arcboutant]

so I went to the doc and asked ................................
'Do you think I'll live to see 80?'


He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'


'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'


Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?


'I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'


'No, I don't,' I said.


He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

'No,No and NAE chance' I said.


He looked at me and said,....


'Then, why do you even give a shit?

 

[Uinneag]

He looked at me and said,....


'Then, why do you even give a shit?

So he asked for a stool sample

Anyway 80 was weeks ago so why ask him a daft questions

 

[arcboutant]

ok you.......

20 paces and turn....
start walkin' noo

 

[Deleted account rno]

arc went tae the Doc and telt him that everyone he met was tellin' him how terrible he looked. Arc couldnae understand this as he felt terrific.

The Doc agreed and telt arc that he was indeed lookin' awfy but after a quick examination, he confirmed that arc was fightin' fit. The Doc was mystified...

"You feel great but look terrible," said the Doc, "That's a new one on me. I'll need to look up my medical books"

After going through several journals, the Doc shouted out, "Here you are: 'Feels great. Looks dreadful'...that sounds the very symptoms that we're dealing with here!"

Arc agreed that this description fitted him to T. "Whit does it say next, Doctor?"

"It says...Vagina"



PS I ken the joke's aulder than arcboutant afore anybody tells me

 

[arcboutant]

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