An English guy and an Irish man go into a bakery. The English guy pops three buns into his pocket with lightning speed & the baker doesn't notice a thing. The English guy says to Paddy (for that amazingly was the Irishman’s name), "You see how clever we English are? You Paddies could never beat that!"
Paddy says to the English guy, (Nigel!) "Watch dis, any Paddy is smarter din you, and I'll prove it to ya."
He says to the baker, "Gimme a bun & I'll show ya a magic trick!" The baker gives him the bun, which he promptly eats. Then he says to the baker, "Gimme anudder bun for me magic trick." The baker is getting suspicious, but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.
Then he says again, "Gimme one more bun..." The baker is getting angry now, but gives him one anyway. He eats this one too. Now the baker is really pissed off, and he yells, "OK ... so where is your famous magic trick?"
Paddy says .... " Now look in Nigel's pocket!"
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