Nice to meet everyone this morning and a new face to a name Snelly. Nice to meet you pal. Nearly had a head on with a prick on my side of the road on my way up Holme Moss. Think he thought he was at the motogp on his Husqvarna 701.
"Ring ring"
"Ring ring."
"Hello.?"
"Hi Doc . It's 9 o'clock and me 'n' Snelly55 are parked at the side of the little roundabout. Are you on your way?"
"Err, I'm already here pal"
"I can't see you Doc. Whereabouts are you, ya can't be on the big roundabout there's nowhere to park"
" I'm in that layby pal"
"What fekkin layby...you said the ickle roundabout "
"Oh, that layby that Wapping pointed out "
"Fukks sakes, well stay on this roundabout ok"
" Yea ok pal....where's that roundabout?"
"It's on the other side of the big roundabout"
"Ok pal, 2 minutes"
Fekkin Wapping
I assume you were at where you’d said you be ie. at the dogging site lay-by as in post #6. Why the others were at some roundabout or other is a riddle, the answer to which is known only to northern folk.
I know exactly what you mean!
I've given up trying to work out the Zumo beyond putting in a postcode and a 'via point' for fuel. My brain cannot retain the list of instructions needed to do these complicated maneuvers.