did swords round to ballyboden last week and all in the inside lane and not overtaken by the outside lane once 
Can you be done by a lone garda??
- Thread starter Mide
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The inside lane is usually the best, free flowing but every now & again there's a tractor in it
You're only allowed use the outside lane here (otherwise known as the 'fast lane'
) if you're (a) travelling at least 20km slower than the other 2 lanes AND (b) talking on the phone, doing your make-up & smoking all at the same time 
Don't get me started !!
You're only allowed use the outside lane here (otherwise known as the 'fast lane'
I have oftimes marvelled at how you manage to do all that JR. And to think that the wimmins say men can't multitask.
Ravenbyrne
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I have oftimes marvelled at how you manage to do all that JR. And to think that the wimmins say men can't multitask.
............. and all that while he's riding his moto
Ravenbyrne
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I was using the phone as gps,
Try this next time Mide
Ravenbyrne
Registered user
Bloody women drivers
This morning on the motorway,
I looked over to my right and there was a
Woman
In a blue Opel Astra
Doing 100km per hour
With her face up
next to her
Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away
For a couple seconds
And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.
As a man,
I don't scare easily..
But she scared me so much
I dropped
My electric shaver,
Which knocked
The meat pie
Out of my other hand.
In allthe confusion of trying
To straighten out the car
Using my knees against
The steering wheel,
It knocked
My Mobile phone
Away from my ear
Which fell
Into the coffee
Between my legs,
Which splashed,
And burned
"Big Jim and the Twins",
Ruined the phone,
Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an
Important call.
BLOODY Women Drivers!!
This morning on the motorway,
I looked over to my right and there was a
Woman
In a blue Opel Astra
Doing 100km per hour
With her face up
next to her
Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away
For a couple seconds
And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.
As a man,
I don't scare easily..
But she scared me so much
I dropped
My electric shaver,
Which knocked
The meat pie
Out of my other hand.
In allthe confusion of trying
To straighten out the car
Using my knees against
The steering wheel,
It knocked
My Mobile phone
Away from my ear
Which fell
Into the coffee
Between my legs,
Which splashed,
And burned
"Big Jim and the Twins",
Ruined the phone,
Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an
Important call.
BLOODY Women Drivers!!
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I was using the phone as gps,
Try this next time Mide
But I wouldn't be able to answer the phone then
Mind you, maybe Kev'd be able to show me
"All I said was "Hi." After that I didn't speak another word. I wasn't asked any questions, he asked for my licence, went to his car, came back and just told I'd receive a fine and 2 points. He then lectured me and told me how to pull away and rejoin the traffic."
Mide
From what you have said, its seems a strange way of doing police business over there, no verbal Caution, before reporting you? Any Garda members who can comment on the correct Irish procedure?
Mide
From what you have said, its seems a strange way of doing police business over there, no verbal Caution, before reporting you? Any Garda members who can comment on the correct Irish procedure?
