Charity ride-out

[Lord Snooty]

Snooty, wanna meet up in the morning, I'll be coming through Bromsgrove about 10.00am?

DD, I'll be heading straight for jct 2 from Redditch at about 10.20 as it is only 3 miles down the road from me. Tossers to meet at the top of the car park at the services. See you there.

 

[dirtydog]

Mutter's, bring the special occasion butt plugs

 

[Mutley]

Mutter's, bring the special occasion butt plugs

You'll have to behave tomorrow, SWMBO is coming

 

[dirtydog]

You'll have to behave tomorrow, SWMBO is coming

Shouldn't have said that you big 'under the thumb puff'. I'm gonna really play up now. I've been repressed all week at work, so I'm gonna let rip tomorrow. I'll tell her all about the secret life of Tosser Mutters

 

[Lord Snooty]

I claim first posting in this thread for today.

Speaking of butt plugs...gotta dash, big poo brewing.....now where's the sports section?

Oh and I feel like giving THE waistcoat an airing today....if you have any issues I'll refer you to my mate Beau!

 

[Mutley]

A great day out

Cheers all for another great day out. Good company and something different. Seven tossers - should have been many more

What a superb turnout at Hopwood, there had to be 6 or 7 hundred bikers there A good run with just the GS's to cjill out for lunch and then a blast home

Thanks for making it a fun day

 

[Flipfly]

Ah Mutley the great undertaker!!!! Thanks all. Great day, no rain and lots of big gay bikers to wave at snooty in the waistcoat. All you tossers who missed it missed out. I'd like to say it's nice to put a face to the name but we're all pretty ugly (except the wives of course). Snooty has a picture of himself as an avatar, I suspect this may be more of an advert for his services than anything else Nice to not see the butt plug!!!!

Cheers for supporting Ryan, I'd say they did quite well today for a good cause.

 

[Lord Snooty]

I concur, a bloody good day out, a load of laughs with 6 other tossers, cracking weather, a fantastic turn out of bikes and a very impressive cavalcade to Bourton On The Water. Kind of made you feel important with the police holding back the traffic at roundabouts and lights so we could just ride straight through. One plonker on a Hardly Ableson managed to bin it on a straight stretch of road when we were doing about 20mph, he somehow managed to put it in the ditch on the other side of the road

I had one brown trooser moment when I was forced to brake suddenly and locked the whole shebang up! Fortunately I managed to send a signal to my tiny brain to tell my right hand to release the brake lever before I joined the Harley rider in the hedgerows!

It was a pure leather waistcoat extravaganza - I felt so one of the crowd

And a shed load of money raised for Teenage Cancer!

 

[dirtydog]

Great day, even though I spent it with a load of queens!

Snotty kept drifting over with the Black Widows, he really did blend in well with that leather gilet on . Rumour has it he's ditching the GS and buying a matt black 'ratted' Vmax

Mutter's was eating for England.....again He decided he needed two breakfasts and polished off everyone's left overs. After all, it was such a gruelling ride . He's also decided to change career and become an undertaker

Abrasion wanted to sun bathe in his knitted trunks but was advised against it, we were worried he might be carted off, thrown into the back of a transit van and given a bit of 'southern comfort by the Widows

Other than that, great day and such a worthy cause too

 

[abrasion]

Totally agree.
Excellent day

Big pat on the back to the tossers that made it and a big yaa boo sucks to those who didn't.

Mind you nearly i couldn,t ride as i came over all weak when i heard dirty dog say he had given £3 extra to the charity .but, it was hot and he had been out in the sun for a while

Anyone got a couple of spare tyres that snooty can have? ( insert own joke here) as the pair he's got have a big flat patch on them . Sadly his attempts to use a pannier as a camelpak were a failure

Well done to everyone for showing all on the run what a disciplined group of boring B*W owners we are.

 

[Flipfly]

Who's got any pictures? Not really interested in the 'in the toilet' pics DD but if you have any of the bikes on hopwood services then get em posted. Before they are shown I would like to say I always look fatter on film, and I'm really a racing snake (albeit an anaconda thats just eaten two cows and a couple of large hippos!!!). My avatar is somewhat misleading!!!

 

[Lord Snooty]

Pics

I whizzed of 3 pics on my phone, pretty crap really as they don't give you the feel for the size of the turnout.

 

[mumfy]

i was on my way back from a rally in essex but did see you all at wickhamford nr evsham and gave you all a wave well impressive it was too well done to all

 

[dirtydog]

i was on my way back from a rally in essex but did see you all at wickhamford nr evsham and gave you all a wave well impressive it was too well done to all

Was it you I flashed at and waved?

I do love flashing.......

DD

 

[mumfy]

yes i did see a flasher

 

[dirtydog]

Just thought I would let you know (for the one's who made the effort ) that the charity ride-out raised +£4,000.

DD

 

[mumfy]

Just thought I would let you know (for the one's who made the effort ) that the charity ride-out raised +£4,000.

DD

brill, well done to all