CIVIL TOURS Inc .

the civil one · May 10, 2010

It wasnt a last minute decision to go , but i wasnt sure ,
i have to work these days , which doesnt sit well.
On announcement of departure everyone wanted to go ,
so we were going to take this ,, But the price of the Ferry put and end to that idea . I couldnt see a "" Tossers Tour "" being that profitable.......

Seein an How as i would be travellin by Moto , i had one seat Available
so a Worthy companion was sought ,,
Billie had here Barbie FAce on , so she won the Watch .........

Food was the next thought , Billies a growin Girl , and she likes er Grub !

the civil one · May 10, 2010

On Arrival , in Wales , we met a strange being ! ! ! ! !
I couldnt figure out who this Man was , He said he was Elvis, for the life of me , i couldnt see a resemblance, but Billie had a few bottles of Tiger Beer , and reckons she did.......

I threatened Violence , and he admitted he was in Actual FACT a SEX GOD ! ! ! whose all shook up ! ! !

Personally i think he is

the civil one · May 10, 2010

A Civil view of the Natives !

A quick wander roun the toon , threw up a few of the Natives, not being hostile i decided to join in ,,,,,
In the Corner were "" THE USUAL SUSPECTS ""

In the same establishment we encountered a coupla ""AIRHEADS""

In another corner , were a rag n bone man, He claimed he was Steptoe , and he had his son tag along, just for the educational value ,of a flirt wey the natives.

the civil one · May 10, 2010

On the Saturday .

We went for a Spin ,
And for the first time in my life , { i jest not } I bought a parking ticket !

the civil one · May 10, 2010

SAT EVENING

Someone forgot to Turn off the Taps. All were Jolly , in an Airhead sorta way ?

There was one woman , who was acting quite suspicious , I reckon she was Stalking me , and wanted my Body ,,, Probably for SEX

Late on , Saturday night , there was a pecking sound coming from the car park . Thinking it may well be a damsel in distress , i rushed outside only to see this harmless peckerless woody

Many thanks Paul & {Lucy {for the Sexual Favours }
Yet another great weekend , Made great by all who were in attendance
And most certaintly not dulled by the " Begrudgers ".

Roll ,on another uk GS er weekend.