Ride your harley to heathrow, get £60 flight to marrakesh, get tasered, kidnapped tied up and used and abused by dirty arabs, eat well, get lost, set fire to your hair, shite in a hole in the ground, ride on a donkey over the tizzi and tichka pass, get a massage by a dirty whore, buy a hat and some slippers..
Fly back, get on the bike and ride home and tell the wife it was a shite ride and you missed her.