Does the King Have a Bike

[Cookson]

Who is the Royal Guard of the Rear.

Cause it'll need some rubbing if he has tae come to mine on the K1200.

 

[Uinneag]

Who is the Royal Guard of the Rear.

Cause it'll need some rubbing if he has tae come to mine on the K1200.

If thats an offer might not collect mine tomorrow

 

[forry]

Have you worked out how to fit ya panniers to the K yet ?

 

[Cookson]

I would'nt want to put another man out of work.

 

[wully]

If thats an offer might not collect mine tomorrow

If that's your's in bits in the workshop- you'll be needing yer van...

 

[Packer]

Hey Wully,

Chop the machine gun for a .22 and you'll be able to eat the rabbits

 

[wully]

Hey Wully,

Chop the machine gun for a .22 and you'll be able to eat the rabbits

Got one Been feeding the feckers to next doors cat until I learn to gut them.

 

[Packer]

Got one Been feeding the feckers to next doors cat until I learn to gut them.

I can do that

But I only have a noisy double brl thingy. One shot and the buggers are off. Still with a bit of cuuning you can get 2 or more at one go!

Do you have a silencer? I used a 22 carbine with silencer and tele sight once, amazing, but you couldn't call it sport as they all just sat there and carried on eating whilst you knocked down one after another

 

[Cookson]

Just had a text from HRH.

He left home this morning at 4.30am, to get to Glasgow & pick his bike up from the dealers & then ride down to my house in Nottingham.

He left Glasgow at around 2.30pm but not on his bike & not on the K1200 that he's been thrashing.

So what's he on ??

 

[John Armstrong]

So what's he on ??

 

[Packer]

Something appropriate to his elevated status:

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?i...?q=%22NSU+Quickly%22&svnum=10&um=1&hl=en&sa=N

 

[forry]

The Kings riding a RT

 

[John Armstrong]

The Kings riding a RT

Got a heated seat with that, what a nice royal throne